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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to WTF@lemmy.wtf · 1 year ago

Wait a fucking minute

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Wait a fucking minute

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to WTF@lemmy.wtf · 1 year ago
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  • GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    He failed to prevent them and now they’re canning his ass.

    • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
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      1 year ago

      He’s even hanging his head in shame.

      • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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        Looks more to me like he’s cuffed and about to be deported

        • relativestranger@feddit.nl
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          maybe their usage agreement (smokey bear is not public domain and requires permission or license from the feds to use) is expiring and they don’t want to deal with the shitshow in washington dc to renew.

    • NullPointerException@lemmy.ca
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      But it wasn’t him who should do it. It was YOU, only you can prevent fires.

      • Protoknuckles@lemmy.world
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        Only WHO can prevent forest fires?

        You’ve selected “you”, meaning me. This is not correct.

        • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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          No the WHO prevents diseases

      • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works
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        Wait, me?! Shit, I’m sorry. I let you guys down.

  • Ilixtze@lemmy.ml
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    Checks out. I guess Ember fox is to fire prevention what RFK Jr. is to American helth.

    • dariusj18@lemmy.world
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      Seriously, it’s a Firefox. I’d prefer my mascot with a bit of Chrome on the Edge, out on Safari singing Opera.

    • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
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      Burn it all down & start anew? Suddenly it all begins to make sense…

      Fuck! Am I starting to think like him now?!?!?

  • prowe45@piefed.social
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    Hey now, maybe he’s not getting fired (lol) because of what a shit job he’s been doing, maybe he’s voluntarily stepping down from his dangerous job to be a family man. This is pure speculation derived from his arm being around what appears to be a pregnant person.

    • IzzyScissor@lemmy.world
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      Can’t say I’d be surprised if he did get fired - dude has been pushing off his responsibilities onto everyone else since his first day. “Only I can prevent forest fires”, Smokey? Then what are you even doing here?

  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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    Smokey understands that today furry twinks are more marketable

    • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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      Even the name, Ember the Fox, sounds straight off a Sonic fan comic

  • Sunforged@lemmy.ml
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    Now that Smokey isn’t preoccupied with forest fire prevention we will see his transformation into his final form.

    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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  • omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.comdeleted by creator
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    How dare you stand where he stood!

  • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world
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    SmokyXEmber

  • RattlerSix@lemmy.world
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    Well, Smokey Bear is American and he can’t afford to retire in America

  • SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works
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    BC Wildfire? I thought Smokey was a yank

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