It’s dolomite, baby!
I’m 40% dolomite!
All of them.

You loved the silence from the professor?
Good News, Everyone!
…it’s a suppository.
The university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges.
Your mouth just wrote a Paypal request tranfser that your butt has insufficient funds to honor.
what was said right before that? XD

We call the top roost of our cat castle The Angry Dome. She only gets up there when she is bonkers with the zoomies.
I really like the little detail that in the shot after, the planet express ship is leaving and the professor can be seen walking around in a dome flayling his arms and looking angry.
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”
Well, I am already in my pajamas
Futurama sleepers unite.

Splat
I can wire anything directly into anything; I’m the professor!
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Not sure whether this is my favorite but it sure is the one I most relate to lately.
I have this one on my digital picture frame at work.
this is going to be one hell of a bowel movement, afterwards he’ll be lucky if he has any bones left
“I survived with only tribial bray dablage”
They say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood
If you don’t stop fighting I’ll have you both neutered.












