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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 months ago

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  • ominous ocelot@leminal.space
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    11 months ago

    But he just ordered 6. Rookie mistake.

    • tomiant@programming.dev
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      11 months ago

      That’s the German 6!

      • Chrobin@discuss.tchncs.de
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        I’m German and I didn’t know we can count to 720 with our hands…

        !Explanation: An exclamation mark marks factorial, and 6 factorial is 720.!<

    • bampop@lemmy.world
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      Looks like 12 to me

      • ominous ocelot@leminal.space
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        11 months ago

        … Maybe.

        It really depends on, which is the most significant bit… I mean finger.

        • Haaveilija@lemmy.world
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          11 months ago

          Most significant digit?

  • MrSoup@lemmy.zip
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    11 months ago

    This could have ended up very badly if where only two beers.

    • tomiant@programming.dev
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      11 months ago

      Because they would have to fight for the missing beer or because they would have to fight for the remaining two?

  • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    11 months ago

    An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar…

    • tomiant@programming.dev
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      11 months ago

      A quantum mechanic walks into a bar.

      He also walks out of the bar.

      At the same time.

      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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        11 months ago

        A temporal traveller walks into a bar.

        A temporal traveller walks into a bar.

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  • No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org
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    Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Do all of you want a beer?”

    “I don’t know”

    “I don’t know”

    “Yes”

    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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      11 months ago

      Oh this is a good one

    • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(old account, migrated to Piefed)@sh.itjust.works
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      These logic problems reminds me of those Ted-ED riddles.

      (anyone here watched Ted-ED videos? its not just me being weird right?)

      • AEsheron@lemmy.world
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        I wish they’d post them more than once a year these days…

    • tomiant@programming.dev
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      “Would you possibly want a beer out of three?”

      “Yes.”

      “There are now only two possible beers left. Would you like to change to another beer?”

      “YES!”

      • buttnugget@lemmy.worldBanned
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        The old Monty Beerhall problem!

  • kubica@fedia.io
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    It looks like the way to ask for 2 beers would be quite offensive.

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    • melfie@lemy.loldeleted by creator
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      11 months ago

      Endianness matters quite a lot in this situation

  • JelleWho@lemmy.world
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    There 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who count in binary, and those who dont

    • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      *crying in IPv4 subnet calculations

    • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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      11 months ago

      …and those who didn’t expect this joke to be in ternary

    • Natanael@slrpnk.net
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      11 months ago

      Surprise trinary!

      • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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        Ternary?

        • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works
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          That’s tertiary to you, pal.

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  • Slyke@programming.dev
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    Never ask for 2 beers though.

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      ok sign with middle finger…

      my more practical finger binary system would have op show 6 beers. 3 beers would be thumb and forefinger. System is digits forward to enemy have missing fingers be 0, raised 1.

  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Glad he picked up another friend. Ordering only two was getting him into a lot of trouble.

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      Huh, why? Only four would be a Problem. Even worse, 132.

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        In the image he isn’t using his thumb to count, so 2 would be the middle finger.

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          Why would you count with only 4 fingers when the hand has 5?

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            I think it’s because in the UK they start counting (regularly) with the index finger, so the regular binary two would look unnatural in context

  • Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml
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    that's six by my count

    0 ✊

    1 👍

    2 ☝️

    3 👆

    4 🖕

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    Binary on fingers really comes into its own when you need to order 1023 beers over heavy background noise. Except when there’s a mix-up and you end up with -1 beer.

    • 0xDREADBEEF@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      This sounds like xkcd alt text

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      It’s easy to order 1 beer and end up with 31.

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      Jokes on you, I already owed one beer!

  • ∃∀λ@programming.dev
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    Off by one error

    • JetpackJackson@feddit.org
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      Thats what I thought at first

  • Godnroc@lemmy.world
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    So, the minimum number of anything you can order would be zero fingers or 1…

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      Nah it’s meant to be binary. 11 would be 3. Although theoretically he should be holding up his pinky and ring finger.

      • ramius345@sh.itjust.works
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        He must work on a big endian machine.

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          The thumb counts too so it should be 6

  • nonentity@sh.itjust.works
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    There’s a beer in Australia called XXXX.

    The joke is it’s for those who can’t spell BEER, but it’s also for those who can’t count, because if they could, it’d be XL.

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    It almost works better without the quote

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