Football kicker
For the non-North Americans, the place kicker specializes in kicking the ball through the goalposts. In a sport where most pros have retired by age 40, the best kickers will often play until they’re nearly 50.
Baseball, easy.
Bowling
Darts
I think this might be the answer
Chess
Are we calling chess a sport? In that case why not magic the gathering or black jack
I read something about how some grandmasters think so hard that they burn as many calories as pro athletes. Their brains are going so wild that it can cause extreme fatigue and the shakes.
Sounds like a alpha version of a Mentat.
The post said that you’d be forced to play the sport till 65, not that you need to be good at it, I’ll have a long career of losing matches then lol
I figure that if you can drink and smoke while you play it without any real impairment of performance, it’s not a sport. It’s a game.
I thought that up to annoy golfers, but honestly I think it’s a fair yardstick.
As a stoner mtg player, some people can drink and smoke while playing. Some people start taking twenty minute turns
That’s a pretty dumb measurement. Tons of people get in the zone when high. I’m way better at soccer after getting high.
Sport should be a physical thing. If you can play the same game online (chess) then it’s not a sport.
Esport? Sure. Still not a sport, same way an email isn’t a piece of mail.
MtG is pay to win these days (by virtue of the series shifts to crazier or more collectible cards) and blackjack is designed to be RNG hell. Why subject yourself to either of those?
Naked twister.
Do people currently get paid to play naked twister? Seems like more of a collegiate level sport
Depends on the production value, bu most people just use onlyfans these days.
Just wait for the next Olympic games.
Race car driver
Jerry?
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Table Tennis. (A.K.A. Ping Pong, but that’s actually a trademark)
or badminton.
Also good. I can reach over the net in that one. (Doesn’t mean I can win, just not lose as bad)
Online Chess is now officially Esport… so that… xD
I’d be the next Hikaru Nakamura, live stream chess stuff and act cool af.
Professional wrestling for me.
Do I have to me good at it or is someone just going to pay me to do it regardless? I guess motorsport
Disc Golf
Why not pick the laziest sport and try to become a real world Happy Gilmore ( minus all the rage enduced swearing or childish antics on the field ).
Snooker.
This or some other cue / billiard sport. The question doesn’t specify I have to be good at it.
I figured with the way my body is broken down already, there is no way I could play a sport traditional sport.
Penmanship.











