In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale.
No one did entertaining trash like Uwe Boll. My friends and I used to do a bad movie night fortnightly or so. Boll was the king. The worst entertainment news you could hear was that he’d bought the movie rights to your favorite video game.
Curse the German government for closing whatever tax loophole that allowed him to make these movies!
I didn’t know that guy until I watched that movie. I didn’t know a movie could be so bad. That was beyond lack of talent. It was sabotage, make it bad on purpose.
I think it’s very early in the movie (haven’t seen it in a long time) that a goblin voluntarily sets himself on fire and climbs into a catapult to be launched at the enemy.
That’s something you won’t see in LotR!
Love Actually
Every Christmas man, without fail
Biodome
Makin’ a filter, makin’ a filter…
Every Which Way but Loose
It’s been a minute but I ate that shit up when I was younger
I really like the bad crazy christmas movies in netflix. This year ‘hot frosty’ is taking the crown for ‘wtf did I just watch’ that I thoroughly enjoyed.
the mean girls reference was gold
Probably a tie between Tremors 1/2, Big Trouble in Little China and Buckaroo Banzai.
The first Tremors is 100% a great movie. Up there with the first Predator and Alien movies.
tremors is AMAZING
Those movies are all great though
Hudson Hawk, fucking barmy film.
ok yogi
The Last Dragon
There is this Martial arts movie from like, 30 years ago called Little Dragon Maiden. Its not good but it has an ending that is really bad. I like showing it to my friends with no heads up. It always makes them angry.
Oh, Hi Mark.
You’re my favorite customer.
Hai!
Anyway, how’s your sex life?
You kno thas confeedenshul
Jiu-Jitsu
The greasy strangler.
You Don’t Mess With The Zohan. I was in the Middle East two decades ago and the phone dialing scene always makes me smile.
Ishtar.
The songwriting was so bad it was amazing
Plus that fuckin camel
Troll 2. There is no other movie that defines “so bad it’s good” like this one does.
You can’t piss on hospitality.
