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YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

Ask me a science based question, and I'll research a good answer. Then edit your comment to make me seem like a terrible person.

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Ask me a science based question, and I'll research a good answer. Then edit your comment to make me seem like a terrible person.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
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    Why has even the White House recommended against the use of the C programming language?

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      Because rust.

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    deleted by creator

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      Cluster headaches, without a doubt.

      Bad OP, no edit!: if poisoning counts as a disease, I’ve heard the gimpy gimpy has drove people to suicide. Also the pain from a male duck-billed platypus’ venom is said to be complete unresponsive to any painkillers we have.

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        deleted by creator

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    10 months ago

    Not gonna ask a question I just wanted to say I like this

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    What are the reactants in the formula Pb+2HCl→PbCl2​+H2​?

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      Powdered(ideally) lead & hydrochloric acid.

      But I think the balancing won’t happen without water.

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        Dude, the guitar, not the kid.

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    10 months ago

    Penis in vagina? Also butthole sex? Shoot shoot pew pew spermz?

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    What are the immediate symptoms of radiation poisoning?

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      Add in heartburn, and nothing that Pepto bismol can’t solve.

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    How do I start and sustain a supercritical nuclear reaction?

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    What is the average radius of every planet in our solar system?

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      28000km

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    How do you turn a pig into a sausage?

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      Ground up the parts that can’t be sold.

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      You were supposed to change it to make him look like a bad person.

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    Animal welfare is important in life sciences. Based on common IACUC good practices, what are recommended ways to conduct euthanasia for mice?

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      CO2 suffocation+snap their neck

      Source: https://www.downstate.edu/research/_documents/iacuc/rodent-euthanasia-methods.pdf

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        amazing

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    If Daniel has 200 apples and Jerry has 100 apples, how?

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    Respect to the g’s keeping the old comments too.

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    Why is the sky blue?

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      Nitrogen.

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    What is the altitude of geosynchronous orbit? Briefly describe how that distance makes you feel.

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      36 kilometer.

      I’m not quite sure, I mean there is many numerical options and yet nothing that is currently coming to mind.

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        (I think you’re off by a couple orders of magnitude)

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          Fuck me, you’re right. 36,000km

          Forgive me I’m watching my favorite sports team embarrass themselves.

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            (I think it would work best if you edit that into your original reply and describe how the new distance makes you feel. Then we can delete these ones)

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              K

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    What’s the best way to deal with a Wasps nest?

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      Brake cleaner.

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        Can’t get pink eye if you don’t have eyes

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