I don’t know if “give” is a fair word to use there, lol
If you open up some other kind of animal, you also find liquid in it, it’s just more red.
No, in nature the mothers do “give” the milk to their young. Misuse of “give” when referring to dairy cows, however, is common.
bro they mean you gotta crack into the coconut.
Rolls around on the floor in a little ball.
squeaks when I cut into it with a knife
According to Christopher Walken, one stabbed with a knife does not squeak, but sigh.
Christopher Lee.
Yeah, Walken can tell you about how to smuggle a watch, though.
Ah yeah ofc
Hey, I am entirely not trying to be an ass, but in situations like what just happened there, here is what I usually do:
Christoper
WalkenLee (EDIT: Derp)Something like that is what I try to do when I make a silly error, but want to showcase that I made the error, and then also accepted and made the correction.
That way, if somebody in the future, who reads only the edited version of the comment/post/thread sees it, they can understand that perhaps other comment chains based off of the initial error are not non sequiturs.
It also shows that you are humble and admit a mistake, and make a correction, which imo, are good things to showcase… as opposed to doing a ‘stealth edit’, which leaves no obvious signs of what the original comment was, in the comment itself.
Christopher Lee.
That’s much better, thanks for the tip!
Has hair, has milk (sort of), yes. But, it isn’t mamal. It doesn’t maintain an internal body temperature through endothermy.
Depends if it started to ferment…
Sperm is stored in the coconut
Dude…

wel it has endosperm that is indeed located inside the coconut so i guess you’re not wrong
so were drinking the coconut’s seed? that’s…that’s disgusting. I’m never drinking coconut “milk” again
imma go drink some coconut seed
Mmm, yummy endosperm.
science rules!
The coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat to much you get veeery fat (very fat) The coconut nut is a delicious nut,
But most of all it’s not a nut!It’s the cocofruit (it’s the cocofruit)
From the cocotree (from the cocotree)
From the cocopalm family! (Ayayayayay)I made up a tune to go with this as I read 😂
I enjoyed that muchly
bro I love that song
Two words:
Coconut nipples
Behold, a man!
A miserable little pile of secrets!
Love this. Literally came to make the same comment and it’s the top one
I feel like I need OregonNukeSailor’s backstory. More for the name than the taxonomic viewpoints.
Why not both?
I’m no nameologist but I think it means they were a sailor who rode nukes around Oregon, like that one cowboy riding a nuke in that cold war documentary I watched.
That kid was a prodigy. Landed that nuke softer than that jet blue with the sideways landing gear.
Why is only one username censored?
He ain’t gonna dox himself innit?
Pretty sure the others are enough to find the original thread.
The text alone is enough to find the original thread.
Milky Joe has returned!
Semantics are to reasoning what puns are to comedy.
Sigh, what’s the definition of milk?
A warm, white and creamy liquid.
But coconut milk is made by crushing the coconut meat and mixing it with coconut water. Coconuts don’t make milk, they make water. Humans crush coconuts and call it milk.
That sounds like juice with fine pulp
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