I’ve always wanted to talk about how weird it was scrolling through reddit and then suddenly seeing myself on the front page. I was banned from reddit for talking about politics (I am anti trump) on the air force reddit so I wasn’t even able to comment on a post about me.
For some backstory, I was returning from a Halloween cruise and it was the only clean shirt I had left (I was planning on wearing it during the cruise as there were no children allowed on the cruise and with the theme I thought it would get a few laughs or at least start a conversation). I never did though and doing laundry on a cruise was quite expensive (I think 50 dollars per load or something like that). I tried to hide the shirt as best I could throughout the day as I do think it was slightly inappropriate to wear in a public setting.
For the record, I love all the comments roasting me and I laughed all fucking day reading them!
Anyways, I have always wanted to publicly talk about this and in my search for reddit alternatives I found lemmy so here we are. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Proof: https://i.imgur.com/rd9DPO8.jpeg
Reddit post: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1pl680g/seen_in_miami_airport_gate_area/
Which person are you
Clearly the elderly person in the bottom right corner. As you’ll see in the evidence image OP posted.
The old lady snoring in the corner.
Why do dudes that fetishize “”“goth”“” girls all look exactly like you would expect them to.
And why do so many goth girls go head over heels for dudes that look like that
This dude doesn’t know a single goth girl
Maybe not but I know a bass player who’s style is basically that dude minus the t-shirt and he’s been in a very happy relationship with a goth girl for years now.
Well I think the t shirt says a lot about the personality. That’s rather what i meant. Not the looks.
I mean none of the alternative people I know are into being fetishized like that. In fact they absolutely hate it.
Having a preference isn’t automatically fetishizing people and there’s a world of difference between the two. I have a preference for big boobs but I didn’t even consider pursuing my now ex until i overheard her having a heart to heart with a troubled friend I was very close too.
Yes I agree, but the whole “big toddy goth GF” meme is 100% fetishization
So we’re not allowed to be attracted to large breasted goth women? Are they condemned to live lonely lives since no ones allowed to be into them?
Bro stop being obtuse. Just have some common decency for fuck sake and Stop fetishizing people.
If going for well read people with a sense of ethics that I can easily converse with is fetishizing people then it’s alot more positive term than you make it sound. Maybe more people should fetishize each other.
Thats funny In Brazil we say “gótica rabuda”, that means goth with a big ass
Eu gosto muito uma gótica rabuda rsrsrs
I swear to god eventually all human beings will be banned from reddit and only bots will be allowed there
it is a bot invasion.
Everybody was a bot on Reddit besides me… And now I’m no longer there…
have you talked to any goth lady after that, and do you have any intention on dating one? i think you have the courage and confidence to do so. you got this, dominic. we believe in you. seriously!
Im moving back home to ohio soon so im trying not to fall in love with anyone until then.
i really hope there are goth ladies in ohio (and a lot of people here can agree that there are). seriously!
More like DominicOG amirite
lol
So Reddit banned you and is now profiting having your picture on their homepage? I would do a takedown request.
There’s no expectation of privacy in public places.
That’s an opinion. I have portretrecht, you can’t just take pictures of me (or anyone) and post them.
Do you honestly not see the difference between sitting in a busy airport where a lot of people can see you but don’t really pay attention to you, as opposed to being featured on one of the largest websites as a top post specifically to discuss you?
expectation of privacy is American law
And Reddit is headquartered in America.
There’s no expectation of fairness in DMCA requests.
Greetings, Warner brothers lawyer.
Trending on reddit, comes on Lemmy to talk about it. I love it!
How about that lady sleeping in front of you though?
So originally she was right next to me at a charging station that faced the wall. I sat next to her because I was waiting for her to get up and leave so i could sit and face the wall and charge my phone AND be more comfortable reading my book. She kinda put her head down on the table and started snoring so loudly, it was hilarious. I looked around a bit at a few people next to me and we were all kinda laughing at it. She eventually got up and sat down somewhere else and I didn’t notice because I was too into my book at the time I guess.
Nobody?! Aight OP, Imma take the shot.
Can’t believe y’all let OP slide on this!
Oh dont worry. Over on reddit everyone said it lol.
Brain: You might offend him.
Also brain: Send it.
This is a hella entertaining thread OP!
Lol
Did you find her at the air port?
No but I did pay 17 dollars for a reuban.
You could have used that for bait to catch one
I have a small invader zim plushie I use for that
This is the 2nd time I’ve seen invader zim in the same context as BTGGs. Is there some connection between the two?
Yeah the theory is that all the goth girls grew up watching invader zim.
It’s crazy how rare it is to see someone reading a book while waiting nowadays. Good on you.
You didn’t ask. Still have you heard about our lord and saviour. J/k. Fuck religion. Definitely suggest reading Dungeon Crawler Carl series
Peak airport energy: minding your business, reading a book, accidentally becoming internet famous 😅
Damn, you look like you lost weight!
Good job! (Either of the weight loss, camera skills or possibly both!)
Thanks! It’s probably a mixture of the original photo not being very flattering (Me crouched over reading a book after sitting in the air port for over 6 hours) and camera skills/working out and eating right. This was also just after a cruise where I ate my body weight in food and did little exercise lol.
You know what you want and how to get it, more than most people can say
I mean, I would love a goth girl with giant boobs, but boobs are boobs. I just want someone nice who knows how to communicate!
I get it dw, and it’s a meme, ifyouknowyouknow.
E: rock your shirt shirtman
