I have to lie all the time because my true thoughts would get me banned for “inciting violence”

As if we had other options at this point

I don’t have any accounts in my name. If omission is lying, I’m lying.

In some ways, I’m not.

In other times, when I want to simply drop cold-hard truths or unfiltered opinions. People lose their minds. We’re not ready for those kind of thoughts, both surface web and fediverse, even.

a priest once asked me this about life, i told him “i lied once” referring to the lie i just told him.

nice try e-priest

Yes.

(This comment is a lie on the internet)

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As a dog I can tell you that I don’t lie on the internet. Being a good boy doesn’t come from nothing!

There’s some “unpleasant” parts of myself I lie about to nearly everyone, minus close friends. I’m practically a different person on every social media platform.

I have read the terms and conditions

yes 100%

Whenever it comes up, I’m generally vague about my age, though I’ve given plenty of hints and maybe even the exact number more than once.

It’s about equal parts anti-doxx and deep denial that I’m not still half my age.

Nice try FBI

Yes. Ha! That was a lie! Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth.

I emailed “looking forward to seeing you” to someone I’m completely indifferent about seeing, so I guess.