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  • FundMECFS@anarchist.nexus
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    6 months ago

    Next decade: “Give me Taiwan and I won’t attack anyone else” Also “Give me Gaza and I won’t attack anyone else”.

  • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world
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    Give me Greenland and I won’t attack anyone else…

    • hesh@quokk.au
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      Actually with him it’s “Give me Greenland and Cuba is next”

      • FaceDeer@fedia.io
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        It’s “I’ve taken Venezuela, now give me Greenland. And Cuba. And Panama. And Canada. And.,…”

        • Kyden Fumofly@lemmy.world
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          And Mexico ofc.

          • FaceDeer@fedia.io
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            Yeah, the list goes on and on.

      • ooterness@lemmy.world
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        “Today I want Greenland and Venezuela and Cuba and…”

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Make New Zealand take Tasmania and I won’t attack anyone else

  • NachBarcelona@piefed.social
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    You’re aware that Russia stands no chance against Europe?

    • NIB@lemmy.world
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      3 things

      1. Without the US, Europe has significant capability holes(satellite, logistics, ground launched missiles, nukes)

      2. Multiple smaller armies might be, in theory, an order of magnitude “stronger” than the Russian military but because of inefficiencies, overlap capabilities and lack of unified command structure and organizing, they are effectively a circus that cant do much.

      3. Not all Europe will react the same and with the same urgency. A crisis(like russian soldiers occupying a small Baltic town) by definition will create huge cracks within Europe.

      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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        between the UK and France, and then Germany, Italy, Poland, Romania, Sweden, Switzerland, Ukraine point 1 is fairly well covered. Of course the US has more, but it’s not a total wipeout without them.

    • NotAnonymousAtAal@feddit.org
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      That’s why there is considerable effort being poured into sowing dissent within the EU and in the end splitting it up into smaller parts that can be handled one by one instead of all at once.

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    Give me Greenland and I won’t attack anyone else!

    • Puddinghelmet@lemmy.world
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      or is greenland better? Venezuela or Greenland?

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        By the time it’s Greenland’s turn the orange turd forgot all about Venezuela

    • bampop@lemmy.world
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      Give me Greenland and I won’t attack anyone else except Cuba! And Mexico! And Columbia! And Canada! Obviously we’re not done with Venezuela yet… then there’s always Iran…

  • ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca
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    6 months ago

    Holy botox, Comrade! (Or is it AI?)

  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world
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    Give me Greenland and I promise you I won’t attack anyone else. 🫲🍊🫱

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    Orange Mussolini enters. Gimme the Americas…and Greenland.

  • cub Gucci@lemmy.today
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    Give me Worker Rights and I won’t attack anyone

  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    He literally said poland is next

  • subversive_dev@lemmy.ml
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    Violates Minsk 1

    Violates Minsk 2

    Refuses to sign Istanbul

    “Wow, what a surprising and unprovoked invasion!”

    Almost as if the Western puppeteers wanted to destroy an entire generation of Ukrainian men to weaken Russia, no matter the cost to Ukraine

    • BigDiction@lemmy.world
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      Looks inside

      .ml account

      • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        i trust no word from .ml

    • neidu3@sh.itjust.worksM
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      For starters, the linked document doesn’t support your claims that it’s an actual agenda. Secondly, if it really did, it’s a pretty long leap to conclude that the output of one thinktank is the actual policy of an entire hemisphere.

  • Arcane2077@sh.itjust.works
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    Give me Palestine and I’ll stop attacking everyone else…

    • robocall@lemmy.world
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      Except Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, Iran…

  • Bazell@lemmy.zip
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    6 months ago

    Time is going but the history repeats itself…

  • Sunshine (she/her)@lemmy.ca
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    Give me Bhutan and I won’t attack anyone else!

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    Please bro, one more oblast please.

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