I’m going to blow into my thumb and make my dick huge.
In a similar thought, I was thinking of asking people for help making my thumb huge…
Gonna see if i can cross over to the apartment opposite me by not looking down. This could be a miracle for transportation!
If that doesn’t work let’s try next floating while following the smell of a pie.
The possibilities for actuality are enormous here!
I thought about it, but I think that’s powered by not knowing you’re in the air. The fall is triggered by the realization that you aren’t on the ground, not the action of l looking down. I’m just a layman though. A comic physicist can correct me if they want.
To me this is an open question, gonna try tomorrow and report back.
A comic physician could draw a bridge under ya
Pulling a giant hammer out of my pocket
Sticking my finger in the barrel of a cops gun so it blows up in their face.
Then a large boxing glove pops out of the flower on my chest, and knocks the fucker to the next county.
Hire a bird to paint a realistic-looking tunnel with my workplace behind it on my garage door, and drastically reduce commute times.
Damn! You beat me to it!
Run down the beach to see how far I can get across the lake before I start sinking.
I’m going to Costco and buying a palette of bananas.
I can probably cut my commute time by 80% and sow mass chaos in the process.
Is painting with bananas a cartoon thing I’m not familiar with?
no, palette like the wooden frame thing
and the bananas are for mariokart purposes
Now THAT’S Ludacris.
Having a little hat with a propeller that allows me to fly
Imma buy a LOT of anvils
I don’t think anyone has mentioned buying some invisible paint!
Shit myself into orbit: https://youtu.be/MeXT0gNeSvM
Going through all the ways that I can die, just so I can restructure myself back together like anew.
Step #1: Integrate “AI” into all ACME products; including anvils and dynamite.
Step #2: Draft press release that we expect to have solved the “roadrunner conundrum” by the end of the third quarter.
Step #3: Repeat Step #2 for a couple of years.
Step #4: Fail to deliver on the promise of Step #2.
Step #5: Exit the business with my now substantial fortune, leaving the Wyle E. Coyote holding the bag.
Draw a tunnel or a door on a wall and see where it leads. Perhaps into the room on the other side, maybe into a pocket dimension.
I’ll jump up, pump my legs and air swim up to the top of a tree.
