Who has Elon growing a toothbrush mustache on their bingo cards?
A musktache if you will.
Do they come in reich hand drive?
Shitty cars, shitty company, ketamine addled fascist prick owner.
Still no “Full Self Driving” after claiming “soon” back in 2015…
I mean, the model 3 and Y would be great cars if it weren’t for Elon. Tesla, SpaceX, and the whole world would be much better off without him.
Edit: also I’m not talking about FSD, I think it’s bullshit and will continue to be bullshit for the foreseeable future. I like to drive my car.
Oh he gave specific dates. And yet people still haven’t ridiculed him off the public stage.
if he kept his promise of self driving and an economy model we would all be very uncomfortable right about now.
Fair. I’ll stop calling Swastikars Swastikars, or was it Swasticars? I think it’s Swastikars.
Anyway, someone cooked up the word Hakencruisers and I really loved it.Wankpanzer is pretty good too.
Is it ok to print Swasticar stickers and stick them on Tesla’s parked on the street?
Wear a mask so Elon’s spy camera network doesn’t ID.
Ugh… please reconsider. Many of us bought model 3/Ys years ago because they were a viable option to ditch gas vehicles. It’s bad enough that I’m stuck with this car for a while longer, I really don’t need it getting vandalized making people think I’m a fucking fascist.
They make bumper stickers that say “I bought this before I knew Elon was a fascist”, if that helps
Yes but if I put that on my car then the group more well known for vandalizing cars will want to vandalize it.
Elon Musk isn’t a Nazi, FFS.
… Nazis could make cars.
VW means people’s car. Making nice cars is a socialism, apparently.
VW means people’s car.
That’s not wrong, but Volk is more nuanced than that. Think somewhere between folk and ethnicity, so it’s still fascist.
Not entirely true
Substantiv, Neutrum [das]
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durch gemeinsame Kultur und Geschichte [und Sprache] verbundene große Gemeinschaft von Menschen “ein freies, unterdrücktes Volk”
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[ohne Plural] Masse der Angehörigen einer Gesellschaft, der Bevölkerung eines Landes, eines Staatsgebiets “das arbeitende, werktätige, unwissende Volk”
- Many people who’re connected through similar history and culture, “a free people”, “a suppressed people”
- [without plural] Members of a society, the inhabitants of a country, “the working people”, …
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You’re wrong.
In German and Dutch it just means people.
Ah, he’s the Elonazi of cars.
There are stickers as well. Absolutely don’t put them on swasticars.
Oh man on the paint? That’s just rude.
On a cyber truck or late model year…sure. But the ones that bought new before it was obvious how much of a shitheel Musk is…back when the Tesla stood apart as the electric car? Leave those guys alone. Or at least just inconvenience them by putting it on glass.
Do be careful, those vehicles are covered in cameras. Arnt dystopias fun! /s
NGL that swasticar is much better than the rest of their lineup
I heard Brock Turner drives one . . .
I’m swastisure he doesn’t give a fuck. This is peak slacktivism, on par with sharing a meaningless chain post on Facebook.
Tesla Swasticars Model SS
The GPS voice is Hitler screaming and yelling directions at you in German
Nah, they made the voice speak english with a German accent, but it keeps messing up the directions in roundabouts.
For some reason the GPS gets confused when directing you to take the third exit in a roundabout and keeps saying: “Take the third reich”
And the indicators are a physical arm that repeatedly sticks straight out in a gesture similar to a Roman salute.
The Founders Edition is a limited production run of only the first 88 units built
Edit: and it comes in 14 package variants, naturally
Bigot boxes
The Nazis didn’t use the ‘Swastika’ per se, they used a specific type of swastika called the hooked cross or hakenkreuz. Calling the Nazi cross a swastika brings confusion and disrespects many cultures where the symbol has a meaning diametrically opposite to that of nazi ideology.
In english the Hakenkreuz was always called swastika. That’s the common usage and calling that wrong is pretty pointless.
C’mon bro… you in the comments… op asked so nice bro ! Please!
