What a shame, they could have done great things together.
Anderson said he had weapons in his bag, and inside the bag was a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter, according to the criminal complaint.
NOT A PIZZA CUTTER
The only possible way this scenario could be improved is if the would-be jailbreaker was named Mario
The fool. Everyone knows prison bars are made of overcooked lasagna.
you haven’t seen what damage it can do!The cutest in the world reference. Maki is great.
Maki Itoh? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
Yeah! Look at the damage!
I am thoroughly confused by this sequence of events
Wrestling. LOL!
But…why pizza cutter…
That’s gotta be part of a bit. That’s about as useless a weapon or tool as you can get.
Slice n dice!
If you get that pizza cutter rotating at about 1500 RPM it could be quite dangerous.
Then again, if you manage that, you’re probably Donatello from TMNT 🤷
It’s because Luigi is of Italian descent.
I’d much rather fight someone armed with a pizza cutter than nothing at all because, what kind of a stupid ass brings a pizza cutter to a fight? That’s a crappy fighter right there.
Depends on the pizza cutter I guess. The rolling ones, for sure, but the long heavy blade ones that you rock to cut the pizza? That could do some damage.
You can sharpen the round ones.
I was bored so I sharpened one of mine a few years ago… honestly it was a very dangerous game changer
Or he is so elite that he is using techniques that you cannot even comprehend.
You know what they say, don’t bring Parmesan to a pizza cutter fight.
You cut your parmesan with a pizza cutter?
Anderson
Cooper? 🤞🤞 (would be such that great and unexpected twist 😁)
Did he think he was busting him out of Flavortown Jail?
“Weapons”
The barbecue fork is gonna up the severity on this one. Why couldn’t he have just taken a regular fork?
You need that extra reach.
I’m still waiting for the defence to fuck this up so that he gets to go home free, and maybe can sue them for slander after.
The prosecution?
Oh god yes that’s what I mean
Hopefully they fuck up as badly as you just did 😁
I, too, am somewhat of FBI myself.
I’m Fabulous, Beautiful, Intelligent.
It’s a me Mario I make a you a pizza.
Armed to the teeth, mama mia!
Luigi needs news time, but this is silly.
Wrong…
All publicity is good publicity… especially for our boy Luigi
Minnesota Man is the new, improved Florida Man.
Give that man a medal!
Absolute fuckin Chad move, honestly 🫡
Impersonating an asshole is a crime now?
I don’t know if that’s an actual quote, but I read it in Dean’s voice regardless.
Lmao same
A Minnesota man:
“Luigi, come with me, we need you!”
The only good FBI agent
Is it illegal to say that that person should NOT do that alone?
Is there a place I can donate to his legal fund?
