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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

Anon looks back

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago
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  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    5 months ago

    One time when I was in my early teens, I was teasing my sister and her friend and that friend suddenly lunged at me and bit me on the arm, hard. I had tooth marks and a funny feeling for the next few hours - a girl had touched me, with her mouth!

    • CameronDev@programming.dev
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      5 months ago

      That’s basically 3rd base for praying mantis’s

    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      Did it affect your taste in women?

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        5 months ago

        No no, the woman tasted him

    • /home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You missed your shot man

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        5 months ago

        Seriously though, even as an adult I don’t know if I did or not. Why did she do that?

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