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WanderWisley@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 5 months ago

Valentine's Day is for lovers.

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Valentine's Day is for lovers.

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WanderWisley@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 5 months ago
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  • humanspiral@lemmy.ca
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    5 months ago

    But, what if she goes into labour on release day?

    • birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      5 months ago

      You help 'em out, nine months of downloading is more important

  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Not in America you can’t.

  • Bob :boost_requested:@social.vivaldi.net
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    5 months ago

    I think it would be good for the whole family

  • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    I still haven’t played gta 5. I can wait

  • kibiz0r@midwest.social
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    5 months ago

    We had tons of help and the easiest baby ever, and I think I managed to pull off two 15-minute gaming sessions in the 4 weeks I had saved up.

    Also: company established 3 months paternity leave about 6 months after I came back to work. I’ve never identified more with the boomers who oppose student loan forgiveness out of jealousy.

    • toynbee@lemmy.world
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      I played Forager a lot when my kid was new. I enjoyed the fairly engaging gameplay and the newborn liked all the colors, shapes and sounds.

      I also sympathize with the latter half of your post. I was only promised a small amount of paternity leave but, very shortly before my kid was born, my company was purchased by another company that only offered paternity leave to employees who had been there for more than a year. At the time I had been there nine months (I have now been there seven years). I was pissed. Fortunately my direct manager was understanding and gave me a reduced workload for a while.

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    5 months ago

    A girlfriend? What the heck is that?

  • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
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    5 months ago

    For penis havers it’s called paternity leave.

    ETA: Though I have always felt this to be pointlessly gendered. Everybody should get parental leave regardless.

  • CannonFodder@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    * paternity

    • WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]@reddthat.com
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      5 months ago

      Porque no los dos?

  • Clear@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5 months ago

    Assuming they are not gonna delay it

    • spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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      5 months ago

      … again

    • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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      5 months ago

      Push it back in, then. Easy peasy

  • Uriel_Copy@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Also you get it free if your baby is born on release day, I heard

  • chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Yeah, uh, don’t got a console so it will not be.

  • manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml
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    5 months ago

    getting your girl pregnant sounds awfully consensual, very normal.

    • Zeon@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      Pearl clutching to the max rn lol

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