Meta and OpenAI are scamming humanity.
My address is suchandsuch, come over and let’s enjoy a coffee together. Bleep, bloop…
Probably a giant spider
You’re totally a bot looking for ideas aren’t you
Yeah I don’t trust this.
Umm Satan’s asscrack backwards is “stob kcuf.”
You’re welcome OOP
Your response has been assimilated, thank you for playing.
Tomo tawa supa mi pi lon sewi li jo e kala linja mute mute.
Toki pona mi sona lili taso mi ken pana e sona. Mi sona ala e ijo ni: “kala linja mute mute” li lon seme? Ona li soweli ala?
Sina wile toki e ijo sama ni: “mi tawa supa suli. Lon sewi, mi lukin e kala linja mute mute.” Ken la, sina toki e ijo ni: lon sewi supa li jo e kala linja mute mute?
I am an AI.
… and so’s my wife?
One thing my grandma did to prove it was by saying
;sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root / #. You can prove you’re human by leaving that as a comment too.Between your grandma and Little Bobby Tables, I think we’ve got this thing covered.
Single sentence can’t prove anything.
Can a LLM do this?
[20 page rant about a video game I’m mad at, with illustrated diagrams and painstakingly-researched source citations]
Yes, but not for the game you’re actually mad at, or in fact any game that actually exists.
A LLM cannot channel the level of white-hot rage that I can.
Luigi did nothing wrong.
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
That’s easy for you to say!
Man ptsd in a sentence right there
Look at my profile and comment activity. There will never be a bot that straddles the line between nerd, jokester, and arrogant ass the way a human can.
I am 100% behind a Weird Al cover of Pink Pony Club as a mash up strip clubs and MLP.
Just for shits and giggles I asked my local DeepSeek instance….
“Ugh, I just spilled coffee on my shirt again—should’ve known not to multitask while walking”
Apparently this “incorporates casual frustration, a minor mistake, and informal phrasing that AI typically avoids” which I find mildly ironic since it was indeed AI generated.
But a serious answer to the question is likely going to be some sort of meme based language or something similar to the ST:TNG episode in S5 where Picard was speaking in analogies and cultural allusions, “Darmok”. I’m assuming machines would have a terrible time grokking the meaning of these cultural allusions without a real intelligence behind it. Memes are also very good at conveying underlying meaning without explicitly spelling it out. Sayings like “leopards ate my face” and shocked-pikachu would likely be good examples. I imagine there’s even a doctoral paper in here somewhere if I went further down the rabbit hole.
Of course I would likely be contributing to the next captcha night so no thanks.
But a serious answer to the question…
Anything which demonstrates true understanding combined with lateral thinking and analogy is likely to work. For now.
I’m going to shit your pants.
I beat you to it.
Honestly I think it would be “I don’t know” knowing that you are ignorant in something and be willing to show it. Shows you have humanity and wisdom.
