Wait. You guys fold your sheets?
Lol no.
Who are we trying to impress with how un-creased are sheets briefly are before we sleep on them? Ourselves? We’re much too smart to be impressed by something so irrelevant.
Heck yeah. You have more room in your trunk/drawer/shelf when everything’s folded up neat and tidy.
I have used the quarter sheet fold method for my fitted sheets for decades. Mom taught me that particular witchcraft.
the quarter sheet fold method
I’m sticking to my five venom technique
Imma go with the four sprung duck technique
What the hell are you guys talking about?
The half-pinned crossover slip method is clearly the simplest.
KonMari technique has been passed down through generations in my clan. Only the best folders are allowed to compete for the Shogun title.
I think the joke is they have a single set.
sheets
This was way more entertaining than I expected a laundry folding guide to be.
- That’s not a fitted sheet reaper. It’s… Something else.
- This article follows the same method as the Martha Stewart video I learned to fold from many moons ago. Normally I despise video tutorials, but given the hard-to-describe dimensionality of a fitted sheet, I find the video much easier to follow. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-a2FR1iwqg
this is just richpeople bs.
Easy way to not get frustrated by fitted sheets:
- Use an oversized flat sheet.
I hate fitted sheets. They’re ugly, impractical and always wrinkled. They never feel properly cleaned and always look untidy, even straight from the wash. Generally a horrible invention. My preferred way to store them is in a dumpster burned to cinder.
