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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Finding out you have an allergy

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Finding out you have an allergy

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zonedeleted by creator
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    2 years ago

    Cannibalism isbwrong!!!

  • massive_bereavement@fedia.io
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    2 years ago

    You shouldn’t perform oral sex if this happens to you, but I’m sure it is not related to nationality.

  • troybot [he/him]@midwest.social
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    2 years ago

    Recently realized the awful hangover I always get drinking cocktails after new years is actually from the shrimp cocktail

  • Venator@lemmy.nz
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    2 years ago

    That’ll teach you for eating an endangered species.

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      2 years ago

      Don’t be daft they’re not endangered. If they win danger they wouldn’t be allowed to sell their furry eggs in the supermarket.

  • Ashen44@lemmy.ca
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    2 years ago

    Me: “Man, I love chocolate so much, it’s a shame it makes my throat feel so tight and sore.”

    My mom: “Hey Ash… You’re not allowed to eat chocolate any more…”

    • SinkingLotus@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Reminds me of this YouTube channel I used to watch called “WheresMyChallenge”.

      They did a “1lb Snickers Bar” video. Where one of them promptly discovered he was allergic to nuts.

    • Shapillon the Skaven@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      It makes me repeatedly sneeze and makes my nose run a bit

  • Björn@swg-empire.de
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    2 years ago

    I hate this. Kiwis taste sooooo good. But I also have some mild allergy. Same with pineapples.

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      I once made pineapple sandwich. It didn’t really work, it sort of dissolved the bread. Taste great though

    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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      2 years ago

      oh man, that totally sucks

      those fruit are soooooooo good.

      • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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        I love food that digests me back!

        • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz
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          2 years ago

          I love Kiwifruit season when they get down to like $1/kg

          I eat a lot of them.

          The juice is great for tenderizing meat also.

          • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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            Man, where do you live? I’m in Minnesota, and our kiwi have to come from halfway around the globe. $1/lb sounds like a fantasy to me.

            I once dated a girl who grew up in Hawaii. She used to mock us mainlanders for buying starfruit. First of all, because she thought they aren’t a very good fruit, but second because apparently where she grew up, they were something of a pest plant: they were everywhere and dropped their fruit on the sidewalk and you’d step on them if you weren’t careful and it’d make a mess.

            It’s all perspective, huh?

            • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              $1/lb sounds like a fantasy to me.

              Man, just wait until you find out that they’re actually paying 1/2.2lb, or $0.45/lb

            • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz
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              Less than 2 hrs from the major kiwifruit producing region.

              Mid-season, I could drive to an orchard and back before lunch. To buy the fruit even cheaper in bulk.

              • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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                2 years ago

                Nice. Jelly.

        • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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          2 years ago

          It’s not fun unless it’s a fair duel

      • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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        2 years ago

        Based pineapple enjoyer

        • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
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          2 years ago

          Next time try your pineapple with a dash of salt.

    • [deleted]@lemmy.world
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      Pineapple.actively bites you back, so it might not be a mild allergy.

    • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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      Have you tried cooking a pineapple and then eating it and see if you still have symptoms

      • Björn@swg-empire.de
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        2 years ago

        Well, I love pizza hawaii…

    • McLoud@lemm.ee
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      2 years ago

      I have read that some people may not actually be allergic to kiwi itself, but to a byproduct of a chemical reaction between the kiwi and a metal spoon. Have you tried eating one without a metal utensil?

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    2 years ago

    My friend after eating 500 grams of peanuts “Isn’t it funny when you eat penuts and your throat closes and itches a lot?”

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