Streak indeed. A sticky streak of bodily fluids on the couch of everyone he visits.
It’s pretty messed up you compare us to Vance.
The pope and the Iranian regime are both religious zealots, of course they aren’t going to take it well if someone shows up and nonchalantly fucks their couch. And would you vote for a president who entertained someone who came over just to fuck a couch as a state guest?
those persian ottamans and couches must be heaven for him.
The J stands for Jinxed
And I always thought J.D. was a warning and stood for “Jizzes into your Divan”.
They named him JD when his parents brought him home from the hospital and he immediately started hip thrusting the couch.
I’m getting the feeling that JD might not be a very talented politician.
You’re not looking at it from the right direction.
If you look at it from the perspective of ‘do what daddy Peter tells you to do’ he is reasonably talented.
I didn’t know underwear poop stains were called Vance nowadays. I’ll have to remember that.
He should use this power for good. We’ll have to trick him into doing it, probably…
He should visit Putin for reasons.
Then BiBi!
He should visit Trump more often
They never said thank you.
american liz truss
But he has a considerably longer shelf life than even an American lettuce that has been doused in embalming fluid or whatever they consider suitable food preservatives.
whatever they consider suitable food preservatives.
HFCS?
They didn’t even say “thank you!”
And none of them said „thank you“.
And yet he’s the vice president lol
Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline.
Come visit Serbia next, please
Pope died??!
The previous one, Pope Francis, not the current one, who is Pope Leo XIV.
The current one wisely declined meeting with him.
