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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

"Everyone Gets A Medal In This Generation" Says Man From Generation Where Everyone Got A House

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"Everyone Gets A Medal In This Generation" Says Man From Generation Where Everyone Got A House

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local geriatric has found himself getting wound up again today, it can be confirmed. Speaking to our reporter a short time ago, Aisling Moloney says her dad has been lighting up the family group chat. “At least he’s not on about furries and kitty litter this time,” said Aisling, whose father’s brain […]
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  • grue@lemmy.world
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    “Everyone gets a medal in this generation” says man from generation who insisted on the practice because their own egos couldn’t handle the notion that their kids weren’t perfect at everything, even though the kids themselves were just fine not being rewarded for failure.

    • General_Shenanigans@lemmy.world
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      I’ve said to an older man, “You dislike these people, that you raised, in the world that you built?

  • HowManyNimons@lemmy.world
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    And a pension.

    • Bronzebeard@lemm.ee
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      Not remotely true

    • JordanZ@lemmy.world
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      I’m a millennial with a pension. It’s rare but not unheard of in today’s world. Also have a 401K and HSA account. The weird part is the pension was a newer addition to our benefits package in the last handful of years.

  • Chloé 🥕@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    if they were white…

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    Hahahaha

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