Never gonna happen, but if it did why not split it into multiple states? Really cement the democratic advantage
They won’t be legal immigrants this would make them citizens.
So… Um…
Canada, Venezuela, Mexico, and Greenland will get merged together to become America’s 51st state?
Ah, you see, by “state” he really meant “unincorporated territory” where the residents have no federal voting rights, and US citizenship is at the discretion of Congress.
Oh so, a fiefdom?
What an old name. Since the 1600s everybody prefers “colony”.
Lol, Venezuela becoming a state would be terrible in so many ways for so many people, but I enjoy the thought that it would flip the house and senate away from republicans, and Trump would spend the next three years getting nothing done.
The Epstein files are video and audio files. Why haven’t we even seen one of those yet, but all sorts of low sized PDFs instead?
Epstein
likely including so many people on it besides trump, likely most billionaires are on it, plus other world leaders to, ceos.
Thanks for the new one. Been using this one for a while now.
“Used to”
There’s no way his weiner still works.
He still does, but he used to too.
(sorry, mitch)
What do you think the Trump-Epstein Friendship Ballroom is for? National security? /s
He’s no longer healthy enough for Viagra
Probably McDonald’s too. Yet here we are.
As if that would stop him from trying to stuff his flaccid penis where it doesn’t belong.
Whhyyyyyyyyy.
~deletes brain~
Used to?
When do you think he stopped?
I think he stopped, involuntarily, for a bit after Epstein and Maxwell thing. But only because he lost easy access and the people left in that ring had to keep a mich lower profile for a bit. It’s surely well past that now though, I really wonder what the group is ATM.
His cock stopped working
As if that would stop him from trying to stuff his flaccid penis where it doesn’t belong.
There’s an image that will stop you ever sleeping again
Nope. I dunno if anyone else is with me, but as a Canadian, I will oppose any further talk of 51st state.
How would the golden dome planning work in this case? Alaska and Hawaii were hard enough to accommodate in the original plan…
Did he post this right after his visit to Xi? Bet China has a tape from Epstein’s hidden cameras bought from some Mossad asset. Its Steel Dossier 2 Electric Goodbye Taiwan Boogaloo.
No, they get lebensbraumed out.
Republicans: We know the president said 51st state, but what he really meant was territory, you know, like Puerto Rico. We get all the benefits of owning them, they get none of the representation. Just how we like it.
I thought Venezuelans were illegals?
Yes, I believe you did think that. Glad I could help.
I’m pretty sure that would make them _ citizens _.
Dummy, itll work like puerto rico. Youre a citizen, as long as you dont actually try to use your rights.
You know, I’ve never thought about it before but Venezuela kinda looks a bit like a mildly deformed Africa.
Yours is better. I was thinking Texas.
But since there’s already a Texas on the north side of the gulf of America, we could then have North Texas and South Texas.
It would be funny because Texans would be pissed that they weren’t the only special and unique Texas.
Also fewer white people.
Venezuela is also larger than Texas, at 352,140 square miles per Wikipedia vs. 268,596. That’ll make Texans really pissed.
Perfect. We’ll nickname the original Texas “little Texas.”
Fun fact, Venezuela means “little Venice”.
tropical texas.
Gulf of Mexico
I was joking.
SOUTH america was attached to africa at one point, 10s of millions years ago, if you attach the east cost of SOUTH america to the west coast of africa they fit.
