What if we build it on a repurposed oil tanker and park it in the great Pacific Garbage Patch?
Does no one think of the latency?
Ah fuck, the last time we did this, we got english. Still… maybe its worth it
The ziggurat of slop
We already have enough programming languages without yawallahod making more to punish us.
The Tower of Sloppel
Oh no! If it succeeds, we’ll have a bunch of new programming languages
Have you heard of RustScript?
Gave me an idea. I will now be waiting for Rust++
Was the predecessor named “Bust”?
I’m more into Rust# myself.
We could power it with an internal automated nuclear reactor and flood the access points with deadly radiation for extra security, what would go wrong?
It’s Forbin’ time!?
Where were you… when the built the data center to heaven?
Shhh, nobody say anything. Nobody try to stop them.
Yeah, then God will destroy it and no one will be able to understand each other anymore
“Come let us make bricks and burn them hard” somethjng somethjng Bad Religion
“This is a great data center we’re building, surly nothing ग़लत हो सकता है!”
Was hast du gesagt? Kannst du etwas lauter sprechen? Ich versteh dich nicht.
Como é? Fala mais alto!
This is a great data center we’re building, surely nothing ग़लत हो सकता है!
Besser?
que
Abokina, akwai wahalla. Ban gane ba.
and here I thought nothing could ever sell me on the idea of llms
Can it reach back to hell so these tech bros and chomo Caligula can return home?
