invest now!
also I stole this one from N33R@fops.cloud on mastodon, she’s REALLY funny but doesn’t use Lemmy iirc
I have a playlist on YouTube called “it happened” which contains Union Dixie, Fortunate sun, et al. That’s all I can say.
Ya got me hopes up for a minute there.
Guess I’ll save it for a nice day.
Pfft, Charlie Kirk did it better.
Yeah, he at least became a fountain, briefly.
And he leaned left!
Oh jesus. Pleease. Any time now.
Sometimes I wonder how I’ll find out. Lemmy? Instagram? My wife texting me or the boys group chat? What day will it be? Will I have to go to the store to get a bottle of whiskey?
yes
You’ll hear fireworks and look on the internet to see if he’s dead
Hearing fireworks in the distance.
Is this suggesting that he knocked someone up or that he’s going to die within that time period?
Yes, and QuinnyCoded is the Donnie Mommy
Everyone, who isn’t drinking the Trump kool-aid, is saying this exact thing. Get on with it, Death!
One of the only things keeping me from offing myself: I wanna see the biggest block party ever.
Hmmf, my mind went straight to another mass kill (murder) event, perhaps with nukes. You all are much more optimistic.
Every day i search the same thing… “Did the strange orange pedophile kill himself”… And each day i am disappointed.
Also self proclaimed president of peace.
