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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 15 days ago

Anon tries to break the ice

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Anon tries to break the ice

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 15 days ago
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  • HAL_9_TRILLION@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    15 days ago

    Self-aware enough to realize he’s getting checked out, 8/10… Imma press X to doubt.

    • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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      15 days ago

      Eh… Not uncommon for socially awkward people to misinterpret professional friendliness as flirting.

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        15 days ago

        somebody said my hair looked nice, clearly dtf

    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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      15 days ago

      I think he means she’s processing his items at the cash register

      • TJA!@sh.itjust.works
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        15 days ago

        Yes, that’s the joke

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        15 days ago

        Yeah, that’s more plausible than my attempt, hah.

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          15 days ago

          People definitely do interpret customer service as flirting though

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            15 days ago

            Thinking about it, I’d say the average Anon wouldn’t state with confidence “she was checking me out / flirting with me”.

            So fuck you, your answer is clearly the better one. 😜

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