Every time, I’m endlessly amused by the implications of putting “adult size” on there. “This is not just for kids, despite what you might think because of the person promoting them.” So weird.
That’s a terrible deal even in 2026 dollars, but $19.95 in the 80s is over $70 now. If you or someone you know are struggling to look like an ass for less than $70, please DM me. I can achieve similar results at half the cost.
Men wore those shorts in the 80s. Even straight men.
Lol, like you could get the cut just right for those high kicks.
You need a master ninja to come up with that shit.
Honestly, that’s the exact kind of marketing that I’d expect to work well with the brand.
The commercial could be about the ceremonial process of making the shorts in feudal Japanese tradition, especially including a part where one person throws regular jeans at a blindfolded person with a sword who cuts them midair into the perfect jorts.
😮
You know, there’s like a boat-load of gangs here on lemny. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I’m pretty good with a bo staff.
Check out them gams!
I’m pretty sure I’ve noticed knee highs are more lemmy style :p
My brain took three tries to not see that as :3.
Yes I have several micro shorts/skirts. Just have to shop the female aisle.
lemmy user
Adult Size
Yeah, if they got Adult Size +++…
Hey now, some of us are sickly and emaciated!
There are dozens of us… dozens!
Another deeply closeted biggot: Norris sucks.
Not any more. He ded.
Good for him!
Reminds me of Lt. Dangle on Reno 911 cutting his uniform pants into shorts so he could “move like a cheetah”
I saw an interview with the actor for him, and he said it was hard getting used to his penis sticking out the end of his shorts, but he managed.
Really putting the dangle in Lt. Dangle I guess.
Which came first, the shorts or the name?
Found my next gonewild inspo
Boots? Fucking boots in this weather?
