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Only time I ever saw anyone’s genitals in the bathroom was because I was fucking one of the strippers (my co-worker, I was never a stripper but in some places cocktail waitresses are close! Not the places I worked, I’m not -that- bold, but she had a good time :)
I don’t think it was a mistake, I was young and that’s the sort of wild thing I was told early adulthood was about. But she offered to reciprocate and made me realize I wasn’t really into it.
Blue waffle
“All My Flaps” could be a soap opera.
Hey let’s not labia shame. Some are tulips, some are horseshoes, and some are Eldritch horrors beyond comprehension – the mere sight of which drives a man to madness.
The fact that’s a dangling modifier is so perfect
My wife walked into the shared bathroom of her college dorm to find an entirely naked woman standing at a sink washing her pits and crotch.
Military shower. West point?
College doesn’t count, it’s a real strange time.
I could imagine Madonna doing that. Flappity flap.
Yakity flaps
Deep knowledge of Madonna have you, young Padawan.
Meanwhile: piss troughs for men
That’s just peak efficiency.
Beware the side-eye!!!
Once at a punk show, people started using the garbage can because the sinks were taken…
Better than the floor…
My terry flaps
Cis male here. I have seen other people genitals in women’s public bathrooms.
And there was under a lot of crying and shouting.
But the diapers had to be changed no matter how much to baby complained and the only changing table was in the ladies and the friendly lady that checked for me before was way nicer about it than the baby itself.
Fellow cis male dad, had to read till the third paragraph to realise I’ve been in the exact same situation before.
