On one side you have a complete and utter sack of shit, one of the true Guardians of Pedophiles… and opposing him you have a man who’s genuinely instead of performatively religious, actually cares about folks, and wants to help make things better.

On one hand you have to support baby rapers who want to rob all of us blind, but in exchange you get told it’s ok to look down on and hate people for being different, and believing large groups of people are beneath you makes you feel less like a worthless human being… on the other hand you don’t support baby rape, and get policies that might actually help us all hurt a bit less financially… but… it comes with a message of caring for all people and trying to lift each other up, which can forcibly point out that some of us are on the bottom no matter how many folks we try hating.

Come on, Texas. You can do this. Please.

Remember how the Grinch’s heart grew three sizes? Let’s tell future generations of how Texas became the Multi Star State. Or something. Idk. Ask a wordologist for a good term.

The one-star state living up to its name.

This is the worst possible timeline where a cross-eyed, cartoonishly evil, corrupt, piece of dog shit is tied with an eloquent, caring, genuine, and well spoken politician like Talarico.

Talarico represents the best of us and Ken Paxton is too fucking corrupt to comprehend.

Oh and for all my Bible Thumper Texas MAGAts, he went to SEMINARY SCHOOL. My man can roundhouse your racism with the word of Christ.

Does anybody still have the receipt for Texas, I’d like to see if we are still within our return window with Mexico?

I’ve known about Paxton for way too long, especially as a non-Texan. It’s astonishing he’s even at 47%; that means 47% of those polled are out of their fucking minds. It’s not just adultery and corruption, he’s also a complete floundering moron!

If it’s anywhere even close, then it will just be rigged.

Of course Taxas will vote adulterer and all around corrupt asshat Ken Paxton into office.