[ Insert “Rigor-tortoise” joke here ]
Burn in hell next to Kissinger
(Once) Living evidence that abortion is moral
He was a fucking traitor, right up to the bitter end.
that took me a minute
lol
Lol, to not with
The joke is that Cain has been dead since 2020. Presumably he and Mitch chatted in hell.
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🎊🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎆🎇🎆🎆🎇🎇
Good riddance, maybe Kentucky will drag itself out of the dark ages now.
Narrator: It won’t.
Ya likely not, it’s a real shame. My mother was fan of horses, and we vacationed in Kentucky once, 40 some odd years ago, it was a nice place back then. At least to a kid it was.
You were likely shielded from a lot.
insert galactic celebration from end of Return of The Jedi
He will be fuel for the Fire. ✌️
He might be dead, he might be braindead and on life support, he might be recovering. Until we see a body, it’s impossible to know.
Schrödinger’s Turtle
Ding-dong! The Mitch is dead
Which old Mitch? The Wicked Mitch!
Ding-dong! The Wicked Mitch is dead
Wake up, you sleepy head
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up, the Wicked Mitch is dead
He’s gone where the goblins go
Below, below, below
Yo-ho, let’s open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding-dong, the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Wicked Mitch is dead!Better late than never.
Ostensibly they are avoiding announcing it to avoid a special election. Even in death he is still gaming the system
I dunno why they’re bothering, his replacement is guaranteed to be a Republican.
It seems like they’re trying to keep Massie specifically from going for the special election, because he defied Trump on the Epstein files.
“I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.”
It’s “I have never wished anyone dead, but…”
The quote I lifted is from Clarence Darrow’s 1932 memoir.
Well that would be a lie then.
So where’s our next public toilet going to end up?
High probability it’ll be erected somewhere in mainland China.
Nightmare fuel
Lol that dude’s been a walking corpse for so long. Even before his void staring contests.
