A few days ago, to grab a glass off a shelf
January, i friend was out of town for two months and the battery of his car was dead, fortunately I had my cables in the trunk of my car
Physical leap, startled, or time travel?
😂
I don’t quite remember, but sort of like… 8 hours ago while traveling to work in a company bus.
The driver was going quite fast and didn’t notice a speed bump. Shortly, he became a pilot.
Ah fuck it, lets simplify it. 5 seconds ago. There you go.
Literally this afternoon I jumped as high as I could to see if I could touch the ceiling. I could not.
check out Mr Big Shot over here with the high ceilings
The ceilings are normal. He’s actually Mr Small Shot
This afternoon, while walking through a parking lot with my toddler. We had to avoid the cracks.
Car wouldn’t start.
Literally a couple hours ago because my coworker asked the same question.
Plot twist: op is your coworker
Does bounding up the stairs count? I definitely get air and I do it almost every time I go up stairs. I average about 20 flights of stairs a day.
Your thighs must be hella toned.
The do be. I am a cyclist and biked thousands of miles a year until recently.
The cat suddenly parked itself on the stairs. Some day, she’ll cause serious harm. Until then, pet, pet you cute assassin.
Our cat has been trying to kill us for 21 years. He wasn’t feeling well recently, but after a vet visit and meds, I knew he was feeling better as soon as he darted across my path and I almost tripped.
I jumped to miss a puddle.
Me too! An icy/snowy puddle
Today. I exercised
About fifteen minutes ago.
The third and fourth stairs leading to my second floor are rotted out and I’m too lazy to replace them so it’s a couple times a day.
Famous last words 💀
I did a little skipping out today. It’s a signal to my dog that we get moving along.
Right now because I read this. And then I realised that I jumped a few days ago because my partner and I were talking about our floorboards, and by pure chance I jumped in the same place and it triggered that memory. But I wouldn’t have remembered it if I hadn’t read this and jumped now.









