Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Annex Alaska instead. Their quality of life would immediately improve.
EDIT: Canada was a typo.
It’d be a territory.
Technically, territories don’t count as provinces so that would make it the 11th.
Or rather 4th territory since the US has demonstrated it can’t be trusted with full self governance for at least a few decades. Call it the “South Territory”.
Give Puerto Rico provincehood though. They’ve earned it.
What about Washington, Province of Canada?
(sorry for the triple comment, client hangup)
No
Ooh, now we’re cookin’!
I don’t want our good name on that shithole.
I’m US and I agree.
Awe, but the south version always sucks.
Wait… that tracks.
laughs in Korean
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As a Minnesotan, we’re the only south Canada and I’ll apologize passive-aggresively to anyone that disagrees.
Born & raised in the N Midwest, and one of the running “jokes” re: Canada was that the US’d annex it as soon as it ran outta trees/maple syrup/flannel/etc. 🙄 Buncha sub-literate mouthbreathers, those “role models”, eh?
The upp peninsula of Michigan is based.
“upp peninsula” is worse than “pin number” or “atm machine” 🥲
typo, “upper”
I’m sorry, but what about Wyoming?
Minnesota joins Canada, then Vancouver, Washington, and Oregon fuck off and do our own thing.
Canada is more likely to build a wall.
US actually would pay for that
it would be too dang long. what a waste of money and resources. how bout you hang your current administration, and replace them with civilised people. no wall needed.
Let’s go!!!
I’m ready to sing Oh Canada
I’m ready to yell Go Banana!
Gotta learn it’s “O Canada”, and then gotta learn the French version as well (“Ô Canada”). The anthem was actually commissioned by the Governor General of Quebec :)
14th and 15th. I’m not sharing a province with Utah
It’ll be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missouri
Funny, I feel this way about the entire American South.
there is at least one good barbeque joint in the american south, we can gerrymander this border so we don’t have to cross it for good food or offend our delicate sensibilities.
The Mexican food sucks north of Texas.
where you been dude. it used to suck north of texas.
where you been
Canada
Uhm no fucking thank you? I dont want to be associated with that shitshow in any way. They absolutely do not qualify to be anything-canada until they get their shit together. Maaaybe ‘worse-canada’. But honestly I’d prefer if they just kept our name out their mouth.
Please let this be true.
I propose; Mexico’s greasy toupee
