Main focus is remain focused
“I pretended to be the person I wanted to be until I became that person, or he became me.” Attributed to Cary Grant. On the days I wake up feeling miles away from the person I want to be, I can pretend.
The cure to all of life’s problems is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea.
… And sauerkraut (brine solution) for healthy gut, too. This tracks!
Always have a plan. Be prepared to abandon that plan and make a new plan.
If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is
“Dont have a rule or a phrase to live by. Make shit up.”
But I’ll never remember all of that!
Thats fine. You can just make up a new one if you forget.
Live every week like it’s shark week.
“Ever Tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.” - Samuel Beckett
Other ones I have:
-egos trip. But the humble doesn’t stumble.
-if you’re not talking income, then walking outs the outcome
-talk to me nice. Or don’t talk to me twice.
-Minor setback for a major get back
-the reasons change like seasons change.
May all your blows be 5 Mark Ruffalos.
Lmfao
As my father used to say “Don’t do two crimes at the same time”
Yup. I watch a bunch of cop videos catching smugglers on highways. The fool or fools driving always smoked weed in the car. Such a stupid thing. And it’s always a rental.
Consider that the publishers of those videos have a vested interest in showing you the ones that make the suspects look the most stupid. The cops get to click delete on the ones showing them harassing innocent people and/or otherwise looking foolish themselves.
I’ve seen plenty of videos of cops being complete abusive dumbasses, but you’re not wrong about them destroying the most damning evidence.
“Sense and honor your intuition; it always has your best interest at heart.” ~ Unknown
the serenity prayer (or mantra, for the non-religious)
“It’s better to fart into the toilet than to shit into your pants.”
One of my own making after a particularly bad gut bug.
“Don’t be a cunt”
“Your rights end where another’s begin.”
A nicely summarized mantra to push back on the paradox of tolerance. Many people use free speech, free market, etc, as an excuse to impede others, and this is my response to that.








