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Honestly… we’re in the worst timeline, and it’s things like this that add up to it.
This is a ChatGpT prompt followed by a “make it sound more human” prompt 3-5 times
Because here’s the thing: it still reads like slop
We’ve been writing slop long before the slopmachines were a thing. Where do people think corpospeak came from?
Unironically LinkedIn has probably seen the smallest decline in quality since LLMs hit the scene. Hard to go any lower when you’re already at rock bottom.
Genuinely, how can someone recognize AI in a text like this?
You get a gut feeling if you see enough slop.
Examples: It’s not X, it’s Y. 2 separated short lines near the end. These things are repeated in all LLM generated “viral” linkedin post
our son has heard category a hundred times more than he’s heard cat
Then you have failed him!
What a total failure.
I don’t see any reference to the kid’s performance in alignment with APGs. She makes multiple references to clear KPIs while acknowledging his underperformance. Any toddler can mimic their parental units, but without a clear data-driven performance plan, I don’t see a future for him in that family.
There’s clear synergy between her and her spouse, but she admits to deficiencies in multiple KRAs. Delegation and outsourcing are powerful tools but must be specific, measurable, achievable, and relevant.
Kid shit his pants, we 10x’d that return by shitting our pants too
Yup that kids career is effectively done. I think it even counts as a felony abortion in Texas.
Of all the things that never happened, this one never happened the most.
Pretty sad though that this is the story she wants so much to tell.
This has to be satire, it has to be.
Even an alien trying to blend in with humans wouldn’t write like this.
Also, learn how to properly format quotation marks, you silly goose.
I just looked up her LinkedIn profile, and it appears to be 100% not satire
I can’t 😭😭😭😭😭
There’s only one explanation that makes sense. Their child is a chatbot.
A) Cool story, bro. B) The fact that they think this lie reflects something significant about their business acumen tells you everything you need to know about corporate culture. Their only metric for competency is the amount meaningless jargon they’re able to use throughout the day.
With only a few tweaks to formatting, this could just as easily be a greentext.
LinkedIn had supplanted 4chan greentexts as the most unhinged freaks on the internet imo
At least 4chan doesn’t take itself too seriously. These fuckers are deranged.
And then everyone clapped and clapped.
- clap reacted in zoom
“I think I speak for all of us, when I say I understand, why you folks might hesitate, to submit to our demands. But here’s an FYI… You’re all gonna die, screaming…”
All we wanna do is eat your brains. We’re not unreasonable, no one’s gonna eat your eyes.
What? SOCIOPATHTYPE is evolving!
This kid sounds like dead weight, if you ask me. Lay him off.
I bet ChatGPT agrees if you prompt it right.
and then everybody clapped
I couldn’t even read past the third sentence and that was the first thing that popped into my head.
I hope circle back dies
