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Mob boss in fabulous coat, repossesses all of our stuff.
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Imma just leave that here before checking the correct answer :3
Robin hood
checks Lol! Not. Even. Close!
Two kids torment a cannibal and then brutally murder them.
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Hänsel and Gretel?
Yep!
Nice Old lady feeds lost children only for them to turn violet.
This gave me a good laugh
Young girl murders two women after TBI with help of three men at behest of corrupt government official, deaths are met with celebration by local populace
Then there is the classic, A young girl travels to a far off country and kills the first person she meets and then teams up with 3 others and plots to kill again.
Wizard of Oz?
Correct
Did she really meet… or plot, though?
Well, her house met the witches head.
A woman offers a lost boy some delicious sweets, but all she gets in return is the boy and his siblings consulting with a cat to murder her. After she’s dead, all 4 siblings accidentally come out of the closet.
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I still can’t get over the fact that Aslan is canonically Jesus’ fursona
I cave, wtf is this?
Narnia
Critical analysis of the pig population’s worsening housing crisis
Hungry wolf hunting an overpopulated invasive pig species set on building homes and taking jobs from local beaver communities.
I was thinking way too hard about this and trying to figure out how Animal Farm was a kids book…
I’d click on that YouTube essay. But only if it’s over an hour long
Man tries to force feed another man rancid eggs and ham.
…by using a derailed train to sink a boat so that his victim will be forced to submit due to shock at the level of carnage and destruction, combined with the effects of drowning
A fish is ostracised by his community until he gives them a pound of flesh.
Which book is this?
The Rainbow Fish.
Binding Nemo
A teenager so obsessed with monsters he makes it his life goals to put one of each in a pocket-sized container, trying to prove his worth by letting them battle in meaningless cockfights.
They’re not meaningless. You get badges. BADGES!
We don’t need no stinking badges!
badges. BADGES!
Mushroom, mushroom
The power of persistence, how to get vulnerable people addicted to drugs.
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Girl enters psychodelic phantasies while reading a book. Speaks of beaheading a government official.
*psychedelic fantasies
Alis in wonder land?
yes :3
Local man claims forgotten civilisation full of riches underneath the ocean, and earns the attention of a wealthy patron that organises an expedition into the depths.
Proceeds to go native and coup de tat the local monarchy, before killing a majority of the expedition and bribing the rest into remaining silent.
A naive homeowner invites an unhinged, highly demanding intruder into his home after offering a seemingly innocent piece of food.
What begins as a simple act of hospitality rapidly devolves into a relentless psychological hostage situation.
*his home -> her home, surely
I think it’s
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If You Give a Moose a Muffin… and the protagonist is a boy
Ohhhh. OK I don’t know that one
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The Tiger Who Came To Tea ?
Not sure, I feel these kind of hostage situations are quite a common theme in kids books
wait. goldilocks?
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If you give a mouse a cookie
A young girl terrorises her parents and headmistress into disappearing forever.
If it’s the book I’m thinking of, then here’s a related one.
Creepy old man snatches child out of orphanage window with a view to handing her over to a child-eating cult, but then decides to keep the abducted orphan for himself.
