
Advanced footage of Mitch sitting in Congress on his return next week:

His doctor will be tagging along, making sure he feels healthy and coherent. Picture of doctor:


Wow, I can’t believe the dark wizards within the GOP figured out necromancy

Somehow, Mitch McConnell returned.
If no one goes to jail over this electoral fraud, then … I mean what do we even have police for then?
For the poor, the non-white, the left, the lgbtq…

Yeah, ‘Lich’ McConnell really does work.
Bring ouch y’er dead. *BONG* Bring ouch y’er dead.
if your read it, the whole thing is full of hedges “tentatively preparing,” “aren’t yet clear,” “could”.
click bait crap.
I remember the same bullshit from two weeks ago.
Mitch is dead or vegetative.
But him being dead or vegetative hurts Republicans more than fighting to prove it.






