I like espressos (especially mochas) but they take a bit of work to prepare a single cup. With drip brew, I can do very little and get unhealthy amounts of caffeination into my corpse. Also, I pour ungodly amounts of creamer into my coffee. That Mason jar is quite literally half coffee half creamer.


Methnks you don’t actually like coffee. There are other ways to get ungodly amounts of caffeine.
Like… via the butt?
Why’s it always the butt with you Janx?
Where else are they supposed to have a prostate?
You’re right I don’t, I hate the bitterness of black coffee, hence why I drink pale coffee.
I do, on occasion, drink energy drinks, but they’re a lot more intense than coffee imo, and tea is too weak.
Have you tried black tea? I have heard it has the most amount of caffeine out of all the different types of tea.
I have, and do often drink black tea. Not enough caffeine content though.