Weird hill to die on but at least you’re dead?
Oh noes…how are the neonazis taking it?
Oh Noemsss*
FTFY
Wasn’t she also fucking dudes in her big ass bed on her private jet provided by tax payers?
She has a long standing affair with Corey Lewandowski, a GOP douche-whisperer. She brought him in as like an unofficial dhs dickhead or something before she was bounced if I recall.
corey luindowski
She has a bed made of a giant ass?
It’s an older xkcd, sir, but still relevant
Nah you see infidelity is fine, having fantasies is not.
I really don’t even understand what is going on in that image, it’s like half Mrs.Doubtfire half “I have a very particular set of skills…”
The headlights were misaligned, so he couldn’t get a sticker
Fight Club (1999)
His name was Robert Paulson.
(Fuck me, why do I remember bitch-tits Bob’s proper name after 27 years but I forget my coworkers’ names sometimes?)
Have you gathered everyone around and chanted “his name is <coworker’s name>” for each coworker?
Well obviously no, they’re all still alive. Only in death do coworkers here at Project Mayhem, LLC have a name.
I think we as he left should embrace Bryon and help them get the biggest, chelsea charms level, boobahs they desire.
Sources say the inciting incident was when he referred to them as “sweater puppies” and Noem instinctively drew her gun on them.
boobs
and the bullets bounced off his gigantic titties as if they were rubber bullets.
HAH.
Best comment I’ve read this month. Thank you lol

Lmao what a finale
He better not follow her outside, he might not make it to the
gravel pitgarage.good thing he has these giant boobs as a shield.
Love how a story as crazy as this just…disappears. damn, this country is boiled,isn’t it?
Take him to the quarry Kristi
It’s ok, she’ll shoot some puppies to blow off some steam and be right as rain
So she’s single now? Asking for a friend.
Hope your friend has no integrity or dogs.
Or taste.
Brother is going through it

The nips need to be at 2:00 and 7:00
Fuck me, that’s cursed.
His name was Robert Paulson
When the clankers have me against the wall, I’m going to tell them this is the only thing of value they ever made.
You know, I should have though about if it was ai. I hate that I just repost this shit automatically now
brother, a shit post that took one prompt to create and can be copy/pasted into eternity is nearly infinitely more valuable than most of the AI usage in the world
don’t feel bad about such minimal and efficient and effective usage
It’s not your fault the best thing LLM’s are good for is making shitposts!
Fuckin’ a that rips.
This divorce is going to seriously impair her adultery.
Her fidelity became less of a political asset than that picture was a political liability.















