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MutantTailThing@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 14 days ago

Anons text isn't green but that's far from the worst.

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Anons text isn't green but that's far from the worst.

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MutantTailThing@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 14 days ago
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  • RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    Yeah uh… FBI? Interpol? This guy. Please get this guy.

    I know this isn’t exactly an Avengers level threat, but could you guys at least spare the Hulk?

  • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    I bet trips the aquarium are a whole different experience for this weirdo.

  • truxnell@quokk.au
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    13 days ago

    Bad day to have eyes

  • scrodumb@lemmy.ca
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    14 days ago

    My Christ.

    • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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      14 days ago

      By Cthulhu’s Taint!!

  • PlzGibHugs@piefed.ca
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    14 days ago

  • UntimedDiffusion@piefed.zip
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    14 days ago

    it is a pleasurable experience for both parties

    Somehow I doubt that even if a person was depraved enough to attempt this, that it would be pleasurable for either party

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      14 days ago

      Deep disagrees.

      • UntimedDiffusion@piefed.zip
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        14 days ago

        I am begging you to tell me that you misread my comment

        • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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          14 days ago

          Never seen The Boys, eh? Deep is a character with abilities similar to Aquaman (ability to breathe underwater, communication with sea animals). He has an octopus girlfriend for a while.

      • classic@fedia.io
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        14 days ago

        Boy, this can be read in two radically different ways. Perfect comment

  • othermark@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

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    • wyrmsbane@sh.itjust.works
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      13 days ago

      This has got to be AI, right? Cause there’s no way 🤣

      • SippyCup@lemmy.world
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        13 days ago

        It predates AI by a bit but it isn’t real.

        Horses can’t vomit

        • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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          13 days ago

          They can, that’s how sickening this post is.

          • nieminen@lemmy.world
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            12 days ago

            They cannot, certainly not to the extent shown in the image. See the link in the comment near yours for extra context.

            I thought maybe the horse bit a beer can or something. But it’s photoshopped or ai generated.

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              12 days ago

              You just gotta read them this post, trust

      • HexesofVexes@lemmy.world
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        13 days ago

        https://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/memes/ai-puking-horse

  • Dogiedog64@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    Anon needs his hard drive checked.

  • Ftumch@lemmy.today
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  • rekabis@lemmy.ca
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    12 days ago

    BRAIN BLEACH

    WHERE IS MY FUCKING BRAIN BLEACH

    GODDAMMIT WHERE DID I PUT MY BRAIN BLEACH

  • Drunk & Root@sh.itjust.works
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    12 days ago

    Sounds like a devourment song

  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    This shit is hilarious and was a plot point in The Boys.

  • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    12 days ago

    glue his genitals shut, dissalow them from being 2 kilometers from an octopus and take away their ability to access 4chan.

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