The Scaramucci is a complex number, because while he might have worked 11 days, he got fired before his contract started, so his total days of employment is weirdly negative.
Also he missed the birth of one of his children and got served divorce papers in those same days.
I think we can all learn something important from the amazing fuck up that Scaramucci achieved in such short time: Don’t do coke.
Eh. Fundamental units are about the unit itself and not the value. Like the second is the fundamental unit of time but you can really have fractions of a second. Or were you thinking of something like Planck units? Those are the smallest theoretical units that make sense given general relativity. So a Planck length is the smallest distance between two points that would be considered two separate points. Any closer and they are effectively the same point.
Maybe the Mooch was the Planck unit and the Zachariah is the quantum unit?
Maybe the Mooch was the Planck unit and the Zachariah is the quantum unit?
Hang on, I think others posted that Mooch was fired before he signed his contract. This would suggest that a Mooch is in superposition existing in both a fired from employment and not yet hired for employment simultaneously. So only observation can collapse the waveform to obtain a singular value of a Mooch for a given moment.
I was thinking smallest theoretical unit. I knew I had made a mistake and couldn’t think of the correct term. And I wondered if anyone was going to correct me. I’m happy you did.
.6 Scaramuchis
I guessed it
Scaramuchi = 11 days, Zachamuchi = 7 days
Zacharia to Scaramuchi: “Look at me. I’m the measurement of incompetence now!”
he can finally breath a sigh of relief.
He apparently said records are made to be broken.
Yeah, he’s probably relieved about it.
But we’re still going to use “mooches.”😁😁
What is the exact number? Im getting 5ish days, some are a week. I do not know how scientific we can get when attempting to measure micro-muchies.
I love that you made the plural muchies.
According to Wikipedia she served as press secretary from October 9 until her termination on October 16.
So 9 days Edit 7 days, math is hard
How did you get 9 days out of those dates? I get 7, 8 at best
Counting is hard. It’s 7
and some are a strong, but this one? this one, she is a week
(sorry, couldn’t resist)
I thought a Scaramucci was 10 or 11 days, depending on whether you use the metric or imperial Scaramucci.
Depends. Was it a leap year? Also, did it span a daylight savings time change?
The Scaramucci is a complex number, because while he might have worked 11 days, he got fired before his contract started, so his total days of employment is weirdly negative.
Also he missed the birth of one of his children and got served divorce papers in those same days.
I think we can all learn something important from the amazing fuck up that Scaramucci achieved in such short time: Don’t do coke.
Tony really had one hell of a fuckin week huh!?
I’d watch that movie.
Bananamooch for scale
Yes, 11 days. But she was Press Secretary for 9 days, from the 9th to the 16th. 9/11 = .81
Edit: 9th to 16th is 7 days, not 9. So I guess my prediction of .6 scaramuchis was correct
Wait, they’re the 9/11 unit? yikes
The headline says 5 days… that’s less than half a scaramuchi…
Impressive since most thought a Scaramuchi was a fundamental unit
Eh. Fundamental units are about the unit itself and not the value. Like the second is the fundamental unit of time but you can really have fractions of a second. Or were you thinking of something like Planck units? Those are the smallest theoretical units that make sense given general relativity. So a Planck length is the smallest distance between two points that would be considered two separate points. Any closer and they are effectively the same point.
Maybe the Mooch was the Planck unit and the Zachariah is the quantum unit?
Ironically the name, “second,” implies that it’s not fundamental.
Hang on, I think others posted that Mooch was fired before he signed his contract. This would suggest that a Mooch is in superposition existing in both a fired from employment and not yet hired for employment simultaneously. So only observation can collapse the waveform to obtain a singular value of a Mooch for a given moment.
I was thinking smallest theoretical unit. I knew I had made a mistake and couldn’t think of the correct term. And I wondered if anyone was going to correct me. I’m happy you did.
.8 Scramuchis = 1 Paramuchi.
Zachamichi
I was way off:
https://lemmy.world/comment/26319724
Americans will measure with anything but the Metric system…
She was press secretary for 0.3 hamburgers. That’s like less than a one hundredth of a monster truck.
1/100 Monster Truck ≈ 72 deflated footballs.