I drink soda In the mornings, and my brother was telling me how unhealthy I am (yes I am) and I said “well, I could be having cigarrets and coffeee, or smoking crack…” He never said anything anymore lol perspective is important
Same thing with my mother, “dont drink coca cola, it’s bad for your health” while she smokes and drinks coffee!
My old roommate used to call coffee and a cigarette “a pilot’s breakfast.”
Tea motherfucks, do you drink it?
can I smoke it?
Real MenTM smoke their tea.
Where the whisk(e)y at?
In the coffee, duh
Energy cigs (they are regular cigs with a lil bit of ice sprinkled in)
I’ll stick to Coke Zero, thank you. And smoking in any form is an instant no no from me
Drink decaf, don’t smoke - spit on ‘tradition’, do things you like.
I had cigarettes and coffee for breakfast today

And maybe a pipe later.
Vaping and coffee are both less likely to kill you than their alternatives
Seems like it’s not about traditional vs modern
Yep, that’s why vapes so heavily promoted. Who cares if you get lead poisoning and are stupid if you die later and can work longer.
Vapes have lead? I thought they were concerned about the aerosolized polyethylene glycol.
I prefer the fruity flavors of the top vs the bitter flavors of the bottom.
Sure, and what about the meme? /j
Remove the cigs and it’s actually a good upgrade, coffee does not cause much issues unless you drink 3 glasses a day
Whew, I have at least 4 coffees, so I skipped the danger zone
Phew

Me self medicating ADHD with 4-5 cups of expresso
Expresso huh?
Xometimex people make typox
It’s shorthand for the espresso express, a train route from Sleepy Town to Awakesville. All aboard the expresso! 🚄
You shouldn’t smoke cigarettes.
But a French breakfast is a glorious way to start a day.

give me the CluMa rn
Club mate is so fucking good it’s unreal
Just the black coffee that tastes like mud in a foam cup for me thanks.











