Summary
The FBI is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the gunman who killed UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
The gunman, who arrived in New York City on November 24th, shot Thompson on December 4th outside a hotel hosting an investor conference.
Investigators believe the gunman, who concealed his identity with a mask, fled the city on a bus, leaving behind a backpack in Central Park.
Isn’t it fucked that they’re doing this for this guy just because he’s rich?
Yes, but also completely fucking unsurprising.
We are all created equal. Some are created more equal than others.
+1 for the Orwell reference
They’re doing it because the guy on the run crossed state lines. That makes it federal, so the FBI has jurisdiction and it’s easier for them to work cross-border than the NYPD. It’s getting more resources because it’s a highly publicized case. I’m sure there’s some pressure from some wealthy and/or powerful people as well to find whoever did it, but it’s not surprising that the FBI is involved now.
And surely they offer $50k every time they believe a murder suspect has crossed state lines, right? Every single time?
They offer money for a lot of cases, yes. Up to 5 million for most wanted.
Did you misread my question, or…?
Naw. They offer $5k for every fugitive and are involved in every case that crosses state lines.
Unless you mean the exactly 50k part, in which case they could just put him on the most wanted and make it 5 million because rich people. Hey, who knows, maybe they will.
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I was driving through rural Tennessee today and I’m pretty sure I saw him at a gas station.
I have a friend in Iowa who said the same thing.
Man this guy really goes places
New conspiracy theory. He is big foot
Patient creature this big foot, waited for the right time in the woods, shaved it all off and came incognito to NYC.
a $50,000 reward
So the cost of an asprin, a bandaid, and 3 jellybeans in a US hospital?
Only if your not denied (☞゚ヮ゚)☞
Doesn’t even include ambulance ride. City EMS is out of network for UHC
We had to pay a $2500 fee for the ambulance because my spouse got hit-and-run by a car outside of the county that we live in.
Hey, nobody ever claimed the FBI was good at doing its job.
Woah, the FBI is amazing at causing controversies, such as violating civil rights, unnecessary shoot outs, politicized investigations, and more!
They’re gonna frog boil it and end up fucking it up.
100k from the start might have gotten someone to say something that would pay off.
But they’re being cheap and are going to slowly walk it up as I go gets less and less useful and a movement if not giving a fuck grows.
So like, 1% of his annual salary?
So like, 1% of his annual salary?
Not even that. He earned $10.2m/year. So $50k would be .49%. Don’t miss the decimal point there. $50k is slightly less than 1/2 of a percent of his annual salary.
If he never took PTO and worked 5 days a week and 8 hours a day for the entire year (admittedly, CEOs can frequently need to work more than than 40 hours a week) he would be earning $4903/hour. So this $50k bounty offer represents slightly more than 10 hours of what they pay the CEO in salary.
$4903/hour
Ok, this is a much better perspective. And he was “just” a millionaire, now what about billionaires…
About $27k per minute for Musk.
And he was “just” a millionaire
This term “millionaire” being synonyms with “rich” really needs to be updated for 2024 with all of the inflation by now. A household that saved $1m by the time they retire at age 65 would technically be “millionaires”. That would give the household $81k/year. $81k/year to spend for a household in retirement isn’t bad, of course, but I don’t think anyone would look at that household and think that the couple living there would be considered “rich”.
now what about billionaires…
Now that one is absolutely still “rich” by every measure.
Not rich, but 81k/year is just under twice what I’m making right now ;-;
Then you’re making more than that millionaire household (remember thats at least two people), and that’s after they’ve spent their entire life working and saving.
You are more “rich” than those millionaires because you’re one person, and likely have decades more to earn increasingly higher salaries and save. For them, its over. That is the most amount of money they have for the rest of their lives. There’s no more income from salaries after retirement.
That’s crazy because while livable I wouldn’t call my financial situation super comfortable. Maybe if I wasn’t paying rent though
Housing costs don’t go away when you own a paid-off home. You still have to pay for property taxes and insurance in addition to the costs of upkeep on the home. This is part of the reason its so difficult to get ballot measures passed that rely on property taxes. Fixed income seniors aren’t getting any more money, and they are trying to make their money last for the remainder of their lives (with no idea when exactly they’ll die and it will be okay to be out of money).
They also get to watch their savings drop in value over time as inflation chips away at it.
All of this happens at a time of life when your medical costs are sky high from your body failing from age or treatment to continually treat chronic conditions.
Getting old isn’t for the faint of heart.
So they went from .02% to .14% of his yearly take 🤣. They must not care very much about finding this guy
Another way to look at it is them trying to pit everyone against each other. “How much money will it take to get the 99% to turn on one of their own?”
How much do they usually offer for a normal person’s murder I wonder.
Thoughts and prayers
lol my first instinct with police is that even IF you snitched and they caught the guy, they probably wouldn’t pay you and weasel out with some fine print.
Or worse yet, it’ll be some shit like “Hm, how did you know it was him? What are you hiding citizen? Bend over for the cavity search!”
They might want to add a few zeroes to that number of they expect to actually get anywhere.
Breaking: FBI now offering $00050,000. Any takers?
I watched videos of the FBI and their technology, but apparently all it takes to avoid them is to leave your phone behind, cycle with monopoly money and wear common inconspicuous clothing that covers you up? The fuck happened
It turns out most if not all of the advanced policing technology that gets touted is, you know, lies. They just want you to believe you can’t get away with it. Just look at how many godawful propaganda CSI shows there are - how often do they rely on magic databases containing the location of every flower shop cross referenced by geolocation and joined to the magic database of endangered beetle habitat? That’s a real example btw, bones is a terrible show.
Having worked with the police, the #1 way to get away with a crime is to just not tell anyone you did it. That’s it, that’s the whole secret.
And what people don’t understand is that if police choose NOT to use said technology because the case isn’t “worth” the money or they just don’t care.
magic databases containing the location of every flower shop cross referenced by geolocation and joined to the magic database of endangered beetle habitat
Open Street Map has entered the chat
CSI:
“Enhance image! Enhance image! Enhance image! Enhance image! Enhance image! There! Whaddya know? That image looks just like that guy we already have in holding for being homeless”.
What’s this about monopoly money?
They supposedly found his backpack and it had a bunch of monopoly money in it lmao
Leaving your phone behind is a real killer for them
Duly noted, will not say anything incriminating here that the jandarma could catch but…
Would recommend not having a normal phone at all, graphene OS at minimum (sim or not is up to you)
Still leave it behind!
you could use that $50k to pay for one night at the hospital that your insurance won’t cover!
Or a few months of the medication that works for you but insurance will only cover the shittier alternatives.
This wont even pay for most surgeries that UHC denies regularly.
omw to tell them I saw the dude on TV for my 50k
I found him! I found Jesus behind the couch. Oh you were looking for Pete? Don’t know man. Try taco bell. He might be getting a chalupa right now as we speak.
I have information.
It’s all untrue, I just want $50k.
It’s still information, tho.
It’s still information, tho.
Is it? According to the Oxford dictionary, information are “facts or details about somebody/something”. Wouldn’t that make false information technically not information?
I’ve seen that gunman --he has an absolutely dazzling smile. $50k pls 🫱💰
False facts are still facts. A fact is anything that can be proven true or false. The opposite of a fact is an opinion.
Edit: I just learned a “fact” has to be believed by the person saying it.
Edit: I just learned a “fact” has to be believed by the person saying it.
Now I’m not sure if I should trust you on that or not…
There was no “gunman”, Thompson was killed by his own greed. You should arrest him, but you can’t because he’s dead.
Money please!
It’d be a little macabre, but I feel like it’s pretty easy to handcuff a corpse…
Can someone give context, is this the same reward that’s given for the other about 800 murders that happen each year in New York or is that guy getting special rich guy privileges beyond his death?
I just checked the NYPD’s most wanted list:
- Of the 33 posted photos, 31 of them are black men, 1 is a white man, 1 is a car.
- The maximum payout on all of them is $3,500
… Please feel free to draw your own conclusions about this CEO manhunt.
The $3,500 is for the car, right?
The payout for every tip they have listed is $3,500, so at least they’re not singling the car out.
What… did the car… do?
Human Trafficing.
What do you think?
Very first thought I had.
If I was rich I would counter offer 55k to not squeal.
I didn’t squeal, and I can prove it. I haven’t even been in contact with the FBI! Now pay up.
Besides the obvious issue above, I’m also pretty sure that it would be obstruction of justice.
ME: Obstruct Deez Nuts, your honor.
JUDGE: “Fuck this guys good, NOT GUILTY!”
I have it on good opinion that he’s a white guy.
And he may have both arms. For some reason i feel like thats important.
Excludes rejected insurance claims for lost limbs already.















