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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon has a lucid dream

sh.itjust.works

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Anon has a lucid dream

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    At least Anon got to feel a boob. It might be a while.

  • Wanderer@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    Fake but at least it isn’t gay.

    • cheddar@programming.dev
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      2 years ago

      touches tits

      has a seizure because of that

      Gay AF. His body rejected a girl.

  • Maldreamer@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Meh, He should have done a reality check in the first place before doing anything

    • gentooer@programming.dev
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      2 years ago

      He did. It was just a poor choice of reality check.

  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    If God is real he’d have let me stay illiterate

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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      2 years ago

      God doesn’t come around these parts

      • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        I do. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Do people seriously conciously fantasize about taking part in erotic acts with real people (especially ones they have feelings for)? It seems extremely disrespectful to me. (if the involved parties are in a relationship it’s probably OK)

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      Do people seriously conciously fantasize about taking part in erotic acts with real people (especially ones they have feelings for)?

      Yes.

      I kinda get the disrespect perspective, maybe. I felt that a little as a teen. But then I thought it probably wasn’t respectful treating my crush in my mind like a sort of sexless statue or object rather than a real human being that I was in love with and wanted to have sex with.

      • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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        Maybe I seperate love and sex a bit too much (or just more than average)? When I have romantic feelings it doesn’t make me want to sleep with the person they’re directed towards. But I also would likely not decline an invitation to engage in such acts (and given enough time might eventually ask on my own) but until some sort of mutual attraction has been verified I just avoid thinking of them in a sexual way.

        • samus12345@lemmy.world
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          2 years ago

          Sounds like you might be on the asexual spectrum.

          • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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            2 years ago

            That one’s a spectrum too???

            • samus12345@lemmy.world
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              2 years ago

              Yep, they all are!

    • Zozano@lemy.lol
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      real people

      Ew

      I only consciously fantasise about people who don’t exist.

      Sometimes they aren’t even people, they could be abstract concepts, like a time format, or a plan.

      Sometimes I even fantasise about concepts of a plan.

      • asudox@programming.dev
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        2 years ago

        What exactly are you fantasizing about time formats?

        • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          ISO 8601 fetishists.

          • taladar@sh.itjust.works
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            Or a real pervert who is into that American date format abomination.

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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