Yea, I wanna be the salt of the earth farmer with hundreds of millions in assets and free handouts year round from the government. Have dairy, eggs and poultry quota on top that’ll have 100% guaranteed buyers. Always have some sections that I get paid Not to farm.

Then I can import temporary agriculture workers, work them below minimum wage instead of hiring locals and constantly bitch about “too many foreigners and end of The West” to my daughter-of-indian-immigrants family doctor and anyone unfortunate enough to interact with me.

You know… the dream life in this beautiful country!