Just as the title says, tell me your most recent dream and I will perform a dream analysis of dubious distinction. Trust me I’m an expert.
I travelled the world and the seven seas and everybody around me was looking for something.
Sweet!
Sweet.
Who am I to disagree?
my kid climed on the kitchen shelfs, and the whole kitchen has fallen on the kid. everyone told me i can make a new kid, and i have money for the kitchen.
i woke up crying.
lmao
sorry for your loss
You need to open a creative outlet. Something like a restaurant or an art studio or a music hall or maybe a band, but you are insecure about it. Unsure if you can make it a success, you have an abnormally large fear of failure, and not because you can’t afford to make the gamble, but because you don’t want the stigma of being the looser who tried and failed at something so important to you. You realize that not trying at all is the greater failure and certain to happen if you allow yourself to be dominated by your fears. In the end, you realize that your fears are unfounded, and it won’t hurt to fail nearly as much as never try at all.
You’ll do it, and be great at it.
I was on a sailing ship trying to deliver a very important package. For some reason, a wooden tall ship was the only ship that would work for this specific task.
There was a talking chicken in the crow’s nest named Winona who informed me that she got the job because chickens don’t get seasick.
… and apparently, according to a chicken-keeper on c/NoStupidQuestions, that’s actually quite plausible.
You feel adrift, or directionless in life. There are many places you want to go, things you want to do and goals to accomplish. What you don’t have is a solid plan to get there. In the absence of said plan, you’ll reach out to any idiot for guidance. Not that you’ll take the guidance to heart, or even act on it. Just that you’ll listen to anything from anyone for inspiration on charting your own course, no matter how shitty the advice or person giving it. You won’t judge or push away the people around you, but you will make up your own mind. Anyone can come along with you for the journey, for as long as your paths stay aligned.
I just bought a tennement building, vacant except for sitting tennants in the basement. They agreed to move out after 5 years so i closed the deal.
Analysis: Your brain is working hard to pursue entrepreneurship. You subconciously want to open a post apocalyptic zombie themed paintball arena, but are worried about the financial risks. For your dreams to come true, set yourself a deadline for preparation and then just do it, or it will never happen, forever stuck in unrealized potential.
Thanks for the tip - new apocalyptic zombie based theme park will be opening before Christmas!
I will pay Universal for the spare land they have in Luton (UK based) 50p should do…
I had a dream I was visiting an aquarium and saw they had a teeny tiny leopard gecko drowning in one of the tanks for who knows what reason, and I was somehow able to get into the lid assembly and open the tank to remove the lizard so they didn’t perish. The staff ended up letting me take the gecko home but I was wondering where I’d get supplies to care for them on such short notice, and that’s when I woke up.
Analysis: You know you have great caring instincts. You trust yourself to implement the next stage. Could be getting a pet, could be starting a family. You long for that kind of connection and know you’d be great at it, even if the next steps, like a partner, are not immediately clear. You are ready to jump in!
I haven’t had a dream in 4 years.
We arrived at some place and we all had backpacks. I wanted to leave my backpack in the car but the people I was with insisted we bring them in with us. We get to like a lobby or something and are informed that no backpacks are allowed, and he offers us a small cubby to put the backpacks in. My friends (I guess? I don’t remember who these people were) started arguing that it was too small, and the host kept offering us larger and larger storage spaces, until it was basically a walk-in closet, but my companions were still complaining.
Your life is in transition, and you haven’t decided which of many paths before you you want to take. You risk rejecting all paths foreward and could stall. Staying for a short spell isn’t always a bad thing, but be careful of losing momentum and growing complacent.
Thank you CapuccinoCoretto! For a free shitty analysis, I gotta say this was pretty on-the-nose. 😜
Hatsune Miku wanted a haircut
Analysis: You need to get out more.
I was supposed to wash windows on a skyscraper but there was something wrong with the lift thing so I couldn’t do it until it was fixed, and I was really pissed because it meant I was going to be really behind schedule.
For reference, I have never cleaned windows for a living.
You know something or someone is holding you back from being your best self and achieving an important goal. You’ve come to realize subconsciously, that the problem won’t go away on its own, and waiting out the problem will surely end the dream. You’ve decided to take action, but what form it will take, you don’t yet know.
I dreamt I was back in the city I went to University in. I heard a loud beep then the world froze in place before I woke up
Analysis: You long for the person you had a crush on in Uni, but never acted upon it. Before you could dream of the possibilities of a missed opportunity, your alarm clock woke you up.
I dreamt I was petting the kitties outside my hotel room I woke up happy then sad that I didn’t actually pet the kitties.
Analysis: You like kitties and they like you.
Yay!
I got a on a train cart for some reason with some random dude and a group of girls were already on it playing video games. They obviously did not want us there so the dude broke out some kinda console (I think it changed depending on the game we were playing) and we all played video games. Twords the end of the dream I ended up playing minecraft with one of the girls but it was like xbox 360 console minecraft
A nice change of pace from the normal “your back in your childhood home being abused but its everyone you know currently instead”
So I was like chilling in my bedroom and then ex-boss lover is 20 years older than me that I haven’t talked to in almost a year Walked in my front door, and then three other people I apparently worked with, one of them with a baby came in and I started juggling trying to talk to all these people, three which I didn’t even recognize where I knew them from, one that hasn’t talked to me since I kind of blew them off. I proceed to try to clean up my room enough to find spots for them all to chill including getting a chair that was in the wrong corner of the room nice getting, the trash from the depression Piles off the floor and getting the comforter on right. I’m not sure what all happened, but I remember waking up when these big creepy fucking white caterpillar things that were like bigger than tomato worms started dropping down off the ceiling and onto the bed, and then I realized I’d already been rolling around on some of them on the bed, and some of them were like fucking spiders and shit that were really big and there were these big mushy spots of half writhing insects, and still things dropping off the ceiling slow enough just to be disgusting and terrifying at the same time. And I remember the three people I allegedly worked within the dream, the one of which had a baby or something being like okay, It’s time to go, and I was thinking they just got here and in between being confused and terrified as fuck.
I woke up and I still haven’t been back to bed yet. I just decided to get up, eat some fucking crap ass freezer food, make myself a White Russian and start tackling installing fit girl repacks and their updates on Fedora. Fuck my life and fuck giant white caterpillars.
I do think I remember making a comment in my dream like okay fuck. I’m going to clean my room that’s for fucking sure before, right before I woke up.
Like fuck my life man. I guess that was some kind of Halloween dream or some shit but fuck that
This is Salvador Dali level stuff
Analysis: Your sexual desires are both sophisticated and complex. You suspect it’s not the kind of thing you can do on your own. You want to recruit like minded partners <-plural, but you are afraid that true deep satisfaction will ellude you because you fear even your open minded partners will find you too freaky for even them. Your fears are real, so partner selection should be taken with care. Go slow. Have fun. Play safe.
Well thank God. At least it’s not about my mother lol
I never said that. You did. I only do dream analysis, not freudian slips. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I don’t know who she was, only that she certainly wasn’t my mother.
You keep bringing her up. O.k. fine, we’re going Freudian.
So tell me more about the relationship you have with your mother. Would you describe her as someone who is generally attractive?
This made me soooooo happy weed stops me dreaming.
I dreamt I was back on a 16 hour crew boat transit in Nigeria, playing D&D with some coworkers, like we did every 5 weeks for crewchange some 15 years ago.
Analysis: You long for the better days of yore, but subconsciously understand that the past is the past, and that even trying to recreate the conditions of your glory years, there is no guarantee that you’ll roll a nat20. Let the past die. Forge a new adventure and find glory.
The real question is what recent dream I had that I’d be willing to share with strangers on a public forum lol
Hmm… well there is this one where I dreamt I was hanging out with a friend at a convention, and they gave me a guitar and asked me to play something, except I haven’t played any guitar since I was like… 11, and so then I almost cried, cause I was nervous
Analysis: You are afraid of fame and fortune because your talents exceed your desires. Stay grounded, do good work, but let your talents shine.
because your talents exceed your desires.
I wish haha :3
I’ll take that analysis tho, uwu
