• prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5 days ago

    I can tell by the way she’s looking at you that you’re singing the title to him her as you take the photo

    Edit: Fixed pronoun. Sorry for assuming!

  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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    5 days ago

    Oh, it’s your nox in a box, eh?

    Noks or noku is like the least vulgar term for a penis other than actually saying “penis” in Estonian, it’s what a 5 year old boy might use

    So you’ve given us your dick in a box.

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    6 days ago

    Nox in box, while fox in socks, and lovely talks, between Nox and Fox, with little or no pox, your Nox is Fox’s bestie…hahahahhahahah

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    6 days ago

    Sometimes, if you meow at the void, it deigns to meow back.

    (“Nox in a box” seems like an acceptable alternative to “elf on a shelf”. Preferable, even. Actually. you know what, this needs to be a daily thing, I think. that might just be my own selfishness, though. Do me a favor and give him some extra schritches or whatever Nox particularly goes in for.)

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      6 days ago

      In our home, Nox in a box is sung in the same fashion as Dick in a Box by the Lonely Island.

      I will give her lots of nose rubs and chin scritches!