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alessandro@lemmy.ca to PC Gaming@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days ago

NVIDIA launches investigation into Jensen Huang as CEO admits affair with suspected Chinese spy

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NVIDIA launches investigation into Jensen Huang as CEO admits affair with suspected Chinese spy

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alessandro@lemmy.ca to PC Gaming@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days ago
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NVIDIA is investigating CEO Jensen Huang over foreign spy fears as he admits cheating on his wife with a woman US officials suspect of spying for China.
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  • Rat_in_a_hat@lemmy.ca
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    This would be a great way for Huang to hide that he just had an affair. Now he can say that he was targeted in a honeypot mission and that he’s a victim.

    • MrSelfDestruct@reddthat.com
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      “They targeted me, because of my super cool jacket!”

  • Sunshine@piefed.ca
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    The sloppiest Taiwanese individuals are the ones who fall for spies especially if they’re rich.

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      It’s like money does something to your brain. Makes you make shitty decisions. Humans are imperfect, we all make mistakes. But these billionaires sure seem to make a lot of em, often inexcusable unforgivable ones too.

      Like if that’s the spy in the shot, buddy needs to take pause in front of the closest mirror with his goofy little jacket there, and ask himself what the actual fuck is up here. Because come on bro, that girl aint that into the jacket. She’s got ulterior motives bro

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    He gave her the ol’ Gentle Penis Upheaval.

    Now let’s watch that stock plunge.

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    Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

  • devaly@ani.social
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    she told him she had RAM

    • FridaVermercury@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Really Awesome Milkers?

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Random Access Mammaries

        • TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world
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          Ripe Asian Melons

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    What a crazy turn of events

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      Is it? Is it really?

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        I guess fucking gamers isnt too far from fucking a Chinese spy

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          That’s reductionist. There’s no reason a Chinese spy can’t also be a gamer.

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            I guess we can all take solace in the fact she got fucked and probably didn’t get a GPU either

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