Everything because (pork) bacon is haram.
Someone hasn’t had turkey bacon, or beef bacon
Christmas dinner.
Generally burgers. There’s a lot of other stuff going on both in terms of flavor and texture that the bacon just kind of fades into the background. Forgettable is not an attribute I want bacon to have.
I can’t think of anything bacon doesn’t improve.
Mint chocolate chip ice cream?
Dog shit.
Everything.
-Your Cardiologist
Vegan food.
Cakes and other sugary dishes.
I had a bacon wrapped donut from voodoo donuts once, at the time I thought it was pretty good, then several hours later I had the worst food poisoning experience. Nine kinds of shit and two kinds of vomit came out of me.
Never again.
More bacon for me.
while not bacon, there is a recipe from Saxony-Anhalt which combined sweet rice pudding with bratwurst. (never tried it, just know it exists)
https://ddr-zeiten-buch-frueher.de/apfelreis-milchreis-mit-bratwurst-ddr-rezept/
and some people think pineapple with pizza is bad (it’s not)
cereal
Donuts. I just don’t understand the appeal. It’s a texture thing for me. Bacon is chewy. Donuts should never be… chewy.
/Yeast donuts have entered the chat
Vodka
Bruh, bacon infused alcohol is a thing and it is delicious. Highly recommend.
Bacon is not good in the garbage can. That would be a waste.
Unless it’s vegan bacon.
Parks and Rec: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro2_bQkaG5U
While there are some nice combinations of bacon and cheese, I’m imagining chetos wouldn’t pair well with bacon.
Video cards. Cooks up well enough if you play the right games but it makes a big mess.
Chickpeas curry.
