Nah, cops are not your friend, I’m a 50 something white male, I have called the cops 3 times in my life.

When I was 15 I found a guitar in the woods, cop did everything he could to pin the theft on me, even searched my house.

Late 30s some kid stole my sons bike, we knew who did it but the cops just said well we didn’t see it happen so we can’t do anything.

At 50 a friend attempted suicide, I called an ambulance, cops got there first, walked right past my unconscious friend and started poking around the house.

I raised my kids to stay out of trouble and stay away from cops.

That’s cause people think changing the password all the time is safer, all it does is force people to choose the easiest password or write them on a piece of tape under the mouse mat.

Between tenitise and auditory hallucinations a lot of my life dose have a background sound track, it’s normally just a little to low to make out the song.

Beer bottles not so much, I’ve been hit with a beer bottle and a wine bottle, hurt but adrenaline is a hell of a drug. I have seen a guy do the super cool break the bottle on a table to threaten a guy once, he needed 20 or so stitches when the neck of the bottle shattered in his fist. But it did stop the fight.

One of my favorite sci-fi books has the main character going through the thousands of paper files stored in his space ship.

But computers still work with our current understanding of physics, I’m far from being an expert but without magic I don’t see a way for faster then light or time travel to work.

I like watching suspect interviews, all the cops follow the same script, if people would just shut up and ask for the lawyer far fewer crimes would be solved.

I tell my kids to treat cops like vampires, never let them in the house and sticking to your rights is garlic to them.

This will be fun if the fuckwits start bashing Israel and get charged for breaking the laws they inacted.

There is a much easier way to make algae grow in a shallow slow flowing body of water, just paint the bottom a dark color, that way the water stays warm, most algae love warm water. So all you need to do is get a company to come drain it and paint it a dark color, and Bob’s your uncle. It has the added effect of the water staying at the ideal temp for algae growth for a longer percentage of the year, just got to find someone stupid enough to sign off on the plan.

Not to his base, as soon as gas drops a Lil bit they will be screaming “fuck yeah we showed them not to fuck with us” meanwhile Iran is probably going to come out ahead in all this (except for human life ,which doesn’t seem to bother their leadership)

He never pays with his money, this isn’t his money and if gas prices go down a fairly large percentage of americans will say “we kicked Iran’s ass”.

The owns I knew were more likely to not argue, it was always “its not polite to discuss politics”.

I’ve found that “polite conversation” is all about maintaining status qou.

Let’s talk about sex, money, and politics.

With a build your own ice cream sundae stand, and taco bar.

The first year they have the date to themselves you should throw them a super soft it’s all about them party.

Not to mention a lot of UPF is fortified with vitamins a lot of people would not get enough of otherwise.

(Obviously not all UPF is fortified, but every time I see someone cutting it from their diets they just replace it with something like chicken and rice, because, it can honestly be a hassle to find decent fresh produce)

My child and I both have strong food aversions and my wife is vegetarian, I do all the cooking and we eat very little “junk”. But there has been times I couldn’t even find all the ingredients to make salsa without taking a 40 mile one way trip to the “big city”.

Pretty sure the movie studios did that.

I’m like that when I’m not stoned, which is probably why as a 50 year old man I mostly watch romcoms and animation. With romcoms the set and lighting is straight forward so it doesn’t distract me, unless they are outside in the “tropics” then all the wrong plants and animals bother me.

I’ve noticed that kids become adults, and a lot of them stop growing emotionally just after puberty, I have a fake face book profile that I occasionally check up on the people I grew up with, every one of them is exactly the same as they were at 18, they even were the same clothes. The only thing that has changed is there is a lot less hairspray and several of them are dead. They even all meet up every 4th of July, they invite me to it at every funeral I attend.

I honestly feel the investors know it’s not real, but if you get enough rich guys to all say "this is worth money " the banks will give them loans on it, as long as they all stick together it will always go up.

If only you could get them to care for more then a couple hours, there are a lot of republican voters who never pay any attention to anything, they go to the polls because they feel like they are supposed to, they vote R cause that’s what daddy did and his daddy before him all the way back to when the Republicans were the progressives, they are ideologically left of center. But they live in a hard R republican area, so they never meet progressives, if the bought gas a within a couple days of the pollsters calling they will say " I don’t think he’s doing so good" the rest of the time it’s “yeah he’s doing fine I geuss”.

I know these people I used to talk to them, they are the republican voters who aren’t always angry, they are just willfully ignorant.

I’m pretty sure most people were like “yeah that’s a bullshit job” except milkman, lots of perks to being a milkman.

But, Resurrectionist even the people who had that job didn’t think they wete “irreplaceable”.