BlueMonday1984
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BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 8th November 2026English
0·4 days agoAn interesting question from mcc:
I wonder if at this exact moment one could succeed in filing a issue against an open source project for an entirely ficticious vulnerability, get it assigned a CVE and a github score, and then get the upstream project to accept your patch for the vulnerability, with all these things presented as the issue, the CVE, and the PR being written by generative AI, but in fact you wrote them substantially by hand and the patch for your nonexistent vuln is actually a backdoor
Very probably the more your submission appeared to be written by generative AI, the more likely it would be to be accepted. If some person came in with an ungainly, unreadable patch and was aggressively pushing a project to accept it you’d get suspicious and wonder why but if an AI did that you’d be oh well AIs are just like that and AI written code is just like that
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 1st November 2026English
0·11 days agoLikely Pivot candidate just dropped:
VRChat refused to add an AI label despite 95% of respondents on their own survey supporting it.
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 1st November 2026English
0·15 days agoFresh and high-grade sneer just crossed my eyes: AI is Fake People
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 1st November 2026English
0·16 days agoSame issue as before - ctrl+K clipped the https:// prefix. Fixed it now.
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 1st November 2026English
0·16 days agoStarting this Stubsack off: a pentester talks about testing an AI chatbot and its associated API, finding vulnerabilities they hadn’t seen in a decade.
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 25th October 2026English
0·16 days agoWe talking about Allen Wittman’s joke product, or Apple’s joke of a UI design?
(Its obviously the latter - Apple’s Temu frutiger aero is a fucking insult to my eyes)
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 25th October 2026English
0·17 days agoTo wow people who need a computer to think for them?
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 25th October 2026English
0·19 days agoQuick follow-up, for the sake of furthering my argument:
Baldur, whilst talking about the aforementioned loss of FOSS surplus, laid out a worst-case scenario, where a vicious cycle collapses the FOSS ecosystem:
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Declining surplus and burnout leads to maintainers increasingly stepping back from their projects.
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Many of these projects either bitrot serious bugs or get taken over by malicious actors who are highly motivated because they can’t relay[sic] on pervasive memory bugs anymore for exploits.
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OSS increasingly gets a reputation (deserved or not) for being unsafe and unreliable. [This drives away users as a result.]
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That decline in users leads to even more maintainers stepping back. [return to step 1]
As a consequence of the slop-nami, I’d argue the perfect conditions for this vicious cycle have already emerged:
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The slopnami has done plenty to exacerbate existing burnout in current maintainers - slop bug reports, scrapers and AI bros DDoSing services, AI bros in general and the myriad other negative externalities of this bubble have been utterly draining to deal with.
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As (indirectly) mentioned before, the slopnami has given a variety of serious bugs and security issues - rsync’s broken backups, the rise of slopsquatting and prompt injection attacks, Linux’s recent race condition mishap, the list goes on.
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BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 25th October 2026English
0·20 days agoThere’s also a part in the denouement where he says a possible solution to improving slop code quality and safety standards is uploading the code to public repositories so similarly inclined people can engage with it
Which assumes people actually want to deal with slop code. An assumption that can be proven wrong by simply looking at the slopnami’s effect on the open source ecosystem. Speaking of which:
which, I don’t know, seems kind of familiar if you’ve been a programming adjacent for two seconds. But then you’d also be aware what the slopnami is already doing to the open source ecosystem.
Honestly, I’d be willing to bet good money on the ecosystem’s collapse at this point - the slopnami has tanked software quality across the board, the plague of scraping has made sharing source code deeply unattractive, the flood of LLM bug reports has crippled FOSS’s ability to find and fix bugs/vulnerabilities (which combos nicely with LLMs increasing bugcounts), and, as Baldur’s noted, the labour surplus FOSS relied upon has gone down the shitter.
On top of that, senior devs are burning out and deciding to GTFO en masse, and junior devs are getting deskilled, burnt out and/or laid off, crippling FOSS’s ability to replace any maintainers they lose.
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 25th October 2026English
0·20 days agoThe purpose of LLMs is theft, part infinity: AI game clones are making indie developers afraid to show their work
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 25th October 2026English
0·20 days agoGlyph recently convinced a project to stop doing updates altogether by accident, and has had some thoughts about it.
For the second time I think I have accidentally convinced a project to just … stop doing security updates on a critical dependency forever, because they’d assumed the LLM usage problem wasn’t as bad as it is.
Both of these are offline things that are not at all security-sensitive, but I am starting to worry that in the “dark matter” of the broader developer community there is a meaningful plurality of people who are just going to stop updating e.g. the Linux kernel because of broken trust
(Recommend checking the full thread)
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 4th October 2026English
0·1 month agoContinuing on the Resident Evil talk, the T-Virus itself was the product of an eugenics program called Project W (aka: the Wesker Program), an eugenics program set on creating A Superior Breed of Man™, which would line up real nicely with the rats’ beliefs.
(They’d need to ignore Umbrella and its associates being complicit in over a dozen zombie outbreaks/apocalypses, but they can always rely on longtermism for that)
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 4th October 2026English
0·1 month agoZero advice on how to resist the siren song of a rogue AI trying to escape it’s box and zero insight on how OR WHY it might try to achieve that.
The best advice probably boils down to “Don’t be a rat in the first place”. As Soyweiser’s already mentioned, the AI only escapes if Yud’s playing against LW insiders.
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 4th October 2026English
0·1 month agoPremium-quality sneer ran across my eyes recently: All A.I. Projects Are Digital Asbestos
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 4th October 2026English
0·1 month agoStarting things off with a fresh sneer I recently ran across (and put in the wrong place):
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 4th October 2026English
0·1 month agoStarting things off with a fresh sneer I recently ran across:
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 27th September 2026English
0·1 month agoUsing AI is a skill issue in and of itself, adding some accidental irony to the title
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 27th September 2026English
0·2 months agoWherever they are, I hope they’re doing well, and I hope they can find somewhere where they won’t be betrayed like this.
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 27th September 2026English
0·2 months agoNiccolò “Ice the Immigrants” Venerandi is doing a real good job keeping me away from KDE.
(Why did I have to jump into Linux when its going through shit like this?)
Never thought I’d see someone make a moral argument against Free Software, but here we are.