Probably gonna play a song about cats or have cats in the lyrics like “cats in the cradle” or “cool for cats”

You got 24 hours to live

You’re missing the orange one.

That is a catfish

I don’t think those are tiny couches, I think those are big cats.

You probably have hundreds of dogs by now.

Nice hair style

I wish I could pet her

This is unrealistic. There is no option for “No” as a cat.

Hates rain but hates coyotes even more.

• Taco Tuesday
• Taco Thursday
• Mexican Monday - any Mexican food including tacos
• Wraps Wednesday - tacos come in wraps
• Fried Friday - make sure the filling is fried in your taco
• Super Taco Saturday
• Super Taco Sunday

You got feet in case you run out of hands

I can’t believe this is a real article. It looks like a parody.

Is this cat the owner of a car company?

What’s next? Are you gonna tell me that there is no corn in corn dogs either?

Brush a dog. Get one free

Did you name your cat after a video streaming site or did they name a video streaming site after your cat?

Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all.

Cats are usually the ones causing chaos

They are calling their humans and demanding food

I want food right meow!