It will hit my time zone in 5 hours. Wanna come over & get another chance to experience it here?

I’m upvoting your comment because as an owner of several corporations, I think you’ve got a great idea!

Why do the hamster tunnels look like intestines?

I guess that’s a pun, not a typo.

Klarna is for people who want to buy something but don’t have enough money right now. It’s helpful to them because it’s interest-free so they can pay off little items over the course of several months without acquiring interest.

But if you have enough money to buy something & pay in full, just do that. No need to drag it out for months if you’ve got plenty of money in the bank.

But wouldn’t you rather have $4,000 than 100?

thatsthejoke

What statement do you suppose they were trying to make?

I went there once because I needed a specific type of light bulb. But it wasn’t in their inventory. So I don’t even think of that place anymore when I need bulbs. Anyway they’re rather small stores. How could they possibly stock all the millions of varieties of those two specific things? Spoiler: they don’t.

USA has an increasing number of roundabouts.

For years new model phones required a lock screen. But my Samsung s25 ultra doesn’t require a lock screen! I love it. There’s no passcode on it. But don’t worry, it’s my backup phone and I don’t carry it with me all the time everywhere, so I’m not worried about anybody else getting into it.

A man clearly made this diagram because he’s still confused and included a North clit and a South clit just in case.

Took me a minute. Ah yes, German.

He’s a disinformation agent. Enough of what he says is logical, so that when he spews bullshit, people either believe the bullshit too, or disregard everything that has ever and will ever come out of his mouth. I’m on Team B.

They need a more realistic button: “Pay to enjoy it until it disappears with no warning”

The FDA is gonna turn us all into hypervigilant food scientists.

OCCUPIED!

But what’s weird is that 99% of the time I have no idea what to say in any given situation, but this public restroom scenario just came naturally to me one day and still comes naturally to me every time. That’s weird isn’t it? Like I’m only comfortable & functional in the most uncomfortable situations 🤦🏼‍♀️

If rent is your objective, I’m afraid you’ll have to find a raccoon-sized HUMAN who earns a living wage, and shove HIM up yer arse, because raccoons aren’t biologically subject to capitalist slavery, therefore they’d have no money to give you.

JD Vance: “Y’all thought THAT was a scandal?! Hold our beers!”

Yum! Then sign me up for the “Chinese propaganda aircraft carrier” mission 😋